6/5/88
This should be interesting, because at this point I wasn't listening to Top 40 radio at all. So this era is kind of a hole in my knowledge of this kinda stuff.
39. I'M STILL SEARCHING - GLASS TIGER
This kicks off this week's "Pretty Sure I've Never Heard This" list. I don't think I knew they had any hits after their debut album. Listening to this now, it could just as easily be a Kenny Loggins track. And I mean that neither as a dig nor a salute.
36. WHEN WE KISS - BARDEUX
What the hell is this? What an absolute nothing of a song. It literally sounds like a crappy demo that should have never been recorded, let alone make the Top 40. This kinda thing is why I wasn't listening to the radio much at this point.
34. ANGEL - AEROSMITH
I'm not a big Aerosmith guy to begin with, but I recognize how good they were in the 70's even if I wasn't much of a fan. But their stuff from "Permanent Vacation" on is mostly straight-up garbage.
33. MY GIRL - SUAVE
Never heard this before, either. Not as bad as Bardeux, because the song itself holds up. But this is another one that just sounds like someone fucking around in their dorm room with a Casio keyboard. And the version I'm listening to on YouTube sounds like it's coming from a speaker that was run over by a Yugo, & then placed in a drawerful of socks.
32. WISHING WELL - TERRENCE TRENT D'ARBY
Talent Alert! Look - it's someone with actual skills! ( even if he was a bit of a nutcase...most talented people are )
31. UNDER THE MILKY WAY - THE CHURCH
30. NEW SENSATION - INXS
29. BEDS ARE BURNING - MIDNIGHT OIL
28. ELECTRIC BLUE - ICEHOUSE
Here we go...4 songs I actually like! I've owned that Church album on every format imaginable. And I need to find a solid Icehouse "greatest hits" CD.
27. POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME - DEF LEPPARD
And one I don't! I know they sold 80 bajillion records at this point. But I like the first 2 albums, & some of "Pyromania". After that, most of it is mediocre songs that sound like they're being performed by robots. ( the drummer gets a pass, it's not his fault he had to use an electronic kit )
26. MERCEDES BOY - PEBBLES
"Man...the PMRC's breathing down everybody's back. How can we sneak this song about Pebbles puss out there?"
"Guys...hear me out. Her puss is a CAR."
25. DREAMING - O.M.D.
I always forget how many legit US hits these guys had.
24. STRANGE BUT TRUE - TIMES TWO
Another one I've never heard. Dated, but not terrible. There's some actual craftsmanship going on here. ( Googles ) One of the 2 guys is named Johnny Dollar. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCKITIMAFAN
23. NOTHIN' BUT A GOOD TIME - POISON
Poison was a solid singles band who knew EXACTLY what they were. Nothing wrong with that. Docked points for stealing KIX's stage show, though.
22. NITE AND DAY - AL B. SURE
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE EXCLAIMATION POINT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
21. TWO OCCASIONS - THE DEELE
I thought this was gonna be another "never heard it", but I know this song. Video's gloriously cheezy, & worth a look.
20. KISS ME DEADLY - LITA FORD
I know I'm in the minority on this one, but I have NEVER understood the appeal of this song. Generic as fuck, & it doesn't "rock" at all. It could have only been a hit in the morass of the late 80's.
19. THE FLAME - CHEAP TRICK
As they're one of my all-time favorite bands ( new album's real good, guys ), it was nice to see them having hits again. Would've been nicer if it hadn't been a so-so song thrust upon them by their record label.
18. I STILL BELIEVE - BRENDA K. STARR
So much of the stuff on this chart sounds like stuff you would hear on "Star Search".
15. ALPHABET ST. - PRINCE
Is this from "Sesame Street"? Not...uh...his finest work, song or video-wise.
14. THE VALLEY ROAD - BRUCE HORNSBY & THE RANGE
MIDDLE AGED WHITE FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!! WE DIDN'T FORGET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13. WAIT - WHITE LION
Always thought this was a good pop/rock tune.
12. DIRTY DIANA - MICHAEL JACKSON
Not...uh...his finest work, song or video-wise.
11. CIRCLE IN THE SAND - BELINDA CARLISLE
Like her stuff in the Go-Go's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more, but this is a good song.
6. PIANO IN THE DARK - BRENDA RUSSELL W/ JOE ESPOSITO
Piano in the bleccccccccch.
Overally, this wasn't as bad as I expected. Too many generic tunes, but I figured there would be more of 'em. And I'd actually heard all of 'em before aside from 4 or 5.