Miscellaneous News Thread

[HecticArt]

After I pound a full bag of skittles I often feel like this:

'Largest In American History': 'Fatberg' the Size of a Blue Whale Discovered in Michigan Sewer - Breaking911

I got a continuing education credit for taking an on-line lunch-hour course about that. Iew.

 

[HecticArt]

I got all of this from here: Barstool Sports

This is a fantastic story:

Triathlete is banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant after devouring 100 plates of sushi

This clip is full of so many great jokes packed into 4 mins. Lionel Hutz's line about Homer being a hero is great and Homer finding and eating a hot dog submerged in his front yard baby pool is lol funny.

Buffet sushi = projectile diarrhea.
100 plates = certain death.

 

[Wolf]

Well we know what Casual has been up to.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Oldest known animal identified - CNN

 

[Evil_Ernie]

Oldest known animal identified - CNN
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[scotchandcigar]

Ha! And in other news, Kentucky Fried Chicken will now be known as KFC.

Weight Watchers is changing its name to WW

 

[HecticArt]

That's dumb. (The WW thing, the other is amusing.)

 

[memebag]

Here's a headline you don't see every day.

'Lion King' puppet master caught making 3D-printed gun in theater prop room: prosecutors - NY Daily News

 

[Wolf]

https://www.bizjournals.com/louisvi...-slight-name-change.html?ana=yahoo&yptr=yahoo

 

[memebag]

https://www.bizjournals.com/louisvi...-slight-name-change.html?ana=yahoo&yptr=yahoo

So "Papa John's" is not longer possessive? Now it's plural? It sounds like a bunch of guys who go to prostitutes to be called daddy.

 

[Wolf]

So "Papa John's" is not longer possessive? Now it's plural? It sounds like a bunch of guys who go to prostitutes to be called daddy.

Maybe we can think of some new slogan for them. Instead of "Better ingredients, Better pizza" something like "Better daddies, still crappy pizza".

 

[memebag]

Things to know about Houston's soon-to-open sex robot brothel

Finally! Now lonely robots will have someplace to for companionship.

 

[HecticArt]

Texas? Not Japan?

 

[Wolf]

I would hate to be the one cleaning up the mess on those robots.

Now that will be a sticky situation.

 

[HecticArt]

Shocking.....

 

[scotchandcigar]

A rock used as a doorstop for the past 30 years turns out to be a meteorite valued at $100K - CNN

 

[Wolf]

Ireland's Kripsy Kreme drive-thru forced to close overnight after chaotic scenes

 

[JHDK]

This is probably midget-ist, but come on, this wee lass looks like an evil gnome. No wonder she killed a dude:

'Little Women' reality TV star receives 16 year jail term for DUI crash | Daily Mail Online

 

[HecticArt]

She killed him because he called her a gnome......

 

[Wolf]

I guess they got the idea from Breaking Bad.