They talked about these pictures on yesterday's news. It's too bad, she really did puff up. Good luck to Tony Romo.
"Jessica Simpson is a cow"
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I think it's the 'Mom' jeans more than anything. I think she looks good, of course I've been accused of being a chubby chaser.
Aiiiiiiiigha!! Holy moley, she is wearing mom jeans. I'm usually much more forgiving of these storeies because of Howard's obvious taste for anorexic concentration camp survivors, but this girl is chunky. What a crying shame, because she was one of the hottest (and dumbest) pieces ever. Puts a new spin on Romo being a "cowboy". He should personally lasso that heffer before she hits another Taco Bell.
Holy Cow! Is that really her?
Not that I think that's fat in general, but it certainly is for someone like her.
Not that I think that's fat in general, but it certainly is for someone like her.
I had an opportunity to glimpse into the future and I found this of the famous Blonde Texan Smarty.
Yeah, I mean she's still a good looking girl, but comparatively she looks terrible...
According to her sister, Jess is a size 2.
She must have been looking at the Daisy Duke picture on the left.
Maybe Tony Romo likes 'em a little plump.
I am sure some publicist will come along and say that the pictures were taken at a bad angle or something...
P.S...I'd still hit it.
She must have been looking at the Daisy Duke picture on the left.
Maybe Tony Romo likes 'em a little plump.
I am sure some publicist will come along and say that the pictures were taken at a bad angle or something...
P.S...I'd still hit it.
Yowza!?! She's packed it on. I don't usually agree with Howard's idea of what's fat but she's fat. She's getting the jiggly arm flaps. Fer Christ's sake, she's gotta have TWO BELTS just to hold it in....
When we say we want a girl with curves, we want her body to curve inward between her tits and ass, not have four fat rolls "curving" thru there...
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When we say we want a girl with curves, we want her body to curve inward between her tits and ass, not have four fat rolls "curving" thru there...
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Oh no doubt.
But let's all remember Jessica Simpson as she was in her prime...
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Yeah, I mean she's still a good looking girl, but comparatively she looks terrible...
Yeah, I would have to agree.
After observing the photo, I'm asking myself... Why is she wearing two belts?
That's an easy one...to hold in all of the whale blubber.
She looks like a tube of toothpaste that got squeezed in the middle.
She doesn't deserve that. I feel bad enough for the woman as it is. No need to pour salt in the wounds.
After observing the photo, I'm asking myself... Why is she wearing two belts?
My wife has (or had, after I made fun of her) a belt that looked like two but was really one. I'm sure that is the case with hers.
