"Jessica Simpson is a cow"

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by AJ_II, Jan 28, 2009.

  1. AJ_II

    AJ_II Well-Known Member

    They talked about these pictures on yesterday's news. It's too bad, she really did puff up. Good luck to Tony Romo.

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  2. Snoozer

    Snoozer Well-Known Member

    I think it's the 'Mom' jeans more than anything. I think she looks good, of course I've been accused of being a chubby chaser.:eek:
     
  3. Jgatie

    Jgatie Banned

    Aiiiiiiiigha!! Holy moley, she is wearing mom jeans. I'm usually much more forgiving of these storeies because of Howard's obvious taste for anorexic concentration camp survivors, but this girl is chunky. What a crying shame, because she was one of the hottest (and dumbest) pieces ever. Puts a new spin on Romo being a "cowboy". He should personally lasso that heffer before she hits another Taco Bell.
     
  4. TSS Taylor

    TSS Taylor DRC Fan

    Holy Cow! Is that really her?
    Not that I think that's fat in general, but it certainly is for someone like her.
     
  5. TSS Taylor

    TSS Taylor DRC Fan

    I had an opportunity to glimpse into the future and I found this of the famous Blonde Texan Smarty.

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  6. AJ_II

    AJ_II Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I mean she's still a good looking girl, but comparatively she looks terrible...

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  7. limegrass69

    limegrass69 Confused

    According to her sister, Jess is a size 2.

    She must have been looking at the Daisy Duke picture on the left.

    Maybe Tony Romo likes 'em a little plump.

    I am sure some publicist will come along and say that the pictures were taken at a bad angle or something...:rolleyes:

    P.S...I'd still hit it.
     
  8. TheScionicMan

    TheScionicMan Last non-Hating Stern Fan

    Yowza!?! She's packed it on. I don't usually agree with Howard's idea of what's fat but she's fat. She's getting the jiggly arm flaps. Fer Christ's sake, she's gotta have TWO BELTS just to hold it in....

    When we say we want a girl with curves, we want her body to curve inward between her tits and ass, not have four fat rolls "curving" thru there...

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  9. AJ_II

    AJ_II Well-Known Member

    Oh no doubt.

    But let's all remember Jessica Simpson as she was in her prime...


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  10. Jgatie

    Jgatie Banned

    Size 2??? Maybe she meant "sides, 2"; as in 2 sides of beef.
     
  11. hexagram

    hexagram Medicinal & Recreational.

    Yeah, I would have to agree.
     
  12. limegrass69

    limegrass69 Confused

    or 2XL :rolleyes:
     
  13. TheScionicMan

    TheScionicMan Last non-Hating Stern Fan

    Now THAT's the curves we likey!:scared:
     
  14. hexagram

    hexagram Medicinal & Recreational.

    After observing the photo, I'm asking myself... Why is she wearing two belts? :confused:
     
  15. limegrass69

    limegrass69 Confused

    That's an easy one...to hold in all of the whale blubber. :eek:

    She looks like a tube of toothpaste that got squeezed in the middle.
     
  16. Oren

    Oren Well-Known Member

    She's getting a lot a flack about it. Look at this:


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  17. Biaviian

    Biaviian Well-Known Member

    Am I the only person who wouldn't "hit it" now?
     
  18. hexagram

    hexagram Medicinal & Recreational.

    She doesn't deserve that. I feel bad enough for the woman as it is. No need to pour salt in the wounds.
     
  19. Biaviian

    Biaviian Well-Known Member

    My wife has (or had, after I made fun of her) a belt that looked like two but was really one. I'm sure that is the case with hers.
     
  20. mrpacs

    mrpacs Well-Known Member

    I don't think any of us would hit it now. To much too hit.
     

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