Why does Dallas suck?

I like all the reason I've seen so far, but have to add a few of my own.

Jerry Jones, the biggest douch bag asshole owner with an ego the size of Texas who is just a snake oil salesman from Arkansas.
Tony Romo, just a plain old douchebag.
Barry Switzer!:eek:
Americas Team? No Thanks
 
Who wants to bet me that after the Cowbois go 0-3 that Dave Wannstedt gets the call from JJ? :scratch:
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Who wants to bet me that after the Cowbois go 0-3 that Dave Wannstedt gets the call from JJ? :scratch:
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The question is, who is a) good enough to coach arguably the highest-profile football franchise in the league and b) willing to put up with Jerry's shit?

Do you see Cowher doing that? Or Marty? Or Tony Dungy? Or Jon Gruden?

Marty might--he signed on with Dan Snider, after all--but Dan effed him in the A and he may figure once bitten, twice shy.

No way he calls Wannstedt--that guy can barely coach up Pitt.
 
I like all the reason I've seen so far, but have to add a few of my own.

Jerry Jones, the biggest douch bag asshole owner with an ego the size of Texas who is just a snake oil salesman from Arkansas.
Tony Romo, just a plain old douchebag.
Barry Switzer!:eek:
Americas Team? No Thanks

And the stadium hot dogs are made from road-killed armadillos. It's true.
 
The question is, who is a) good enough to coach arguably the highest-profile football franchise in the league and b) willing to put up with Jerry's shit?

Do you see Cowher doing that? Or Marty? Or Tony Dungy? Or Jon Gruden?

Marty might--he signed on with Dan Snider, after all--but Dan effed him in the A and he may figure once bitten, twice shy.

No way he calls Wannstedt--that guy can barely coach up Pitt.

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He'll command a huge contract though...shouldn't be a problem for Jerry.
 
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He'll command a huge contract though...shouldn't be a problem for Jerry.

Never gonna happen. Jerry (Texas sized ego) Jones will NEVER hire a coach he can't push around again. Even though that coach he couldn't push around won him some Super Bowls. Bill Cowher would never stand for it, nor would most coaches in the NFL. If Wade gets fired he will be replaced by another coach that will do whatever Jones tells him to do.
 
Never gonna happen. Jerry (Texas sized ego) Jones will NEVER hire a coach he can't push around again. Even though that coach he couldn't push around won him some Super Bowls. Bill Cowher would never stand for it, nor would most coaches in the NFL. If Wade gets fired he will be replaced by another coach that will do whatever Jones tells him to do.

Sort of tells me the problem with the Cowboys is not with the coach.
 
Never gonna happen. Jerry (Texas sized ego) Jones will NEVER hire a coach he can't push around again. Even though that coach he couldn't push around won him some Super Bowls. Bill Cowher would never stand for it, nor would most coaches in the NFL. If Wade gets fired he will be replaced by another coach that will do whatever Jones tells him to do.

I think you are probably right. But if this season really gets out of hand for Dallas, JJ might say screw it, I want to win, whatever it takes. I want Cowher, and I'll put it in his contract that I can't meddle.

They should wise up and get rid of Romo too. Trade up for Andrew Luck, a Texas product.
 
sadly i think the cowgirls will pull it off this week against the texans. the girls are gettin 2.5 also. id bet it if i didnt have a policy of never betting in favor of dallas.
 
sadly i think the cowgirls will pull it off this week against the texans. the girls are gettin 2.5 also. id bet it if i didnt have a policy of never betting in favor of dallas.

You're just about the only one picking Dallas, which worries me. The media might be doing what Wade Phillips cannot...motivate.

The city is going to be in a frenzy tomorrow. :crazy:

Hopefully we win, but if not, 2-1 is not the end of the world.
 
You're just about the only one picking Dallas, which worries me. The media might be doing what Wade Phillips cannot...motivate.

The city is going to be in a frenzy tomorrow. :crazy:

Hopefully we win, but if not, 2-1 is not the end of the world.

and thats a big reason why i pick them this week. also, i just cant see dallas, with all that talent (man that pains me to say) going 0-3. now homo has been bickering saying bitch things like 'man will we ever win a game' and that leads me to think they are totally off track, but none the less they will come together to pull off a close interstate game. man i hope im worng btw.
 
That's just loser talk.

2-1 will likely be the same record as the Colts.

Loser talk, yes, I'm used to rooting for losers in the NFL. :loser:

Plus I don't want to piss off the football gods. Look at Dallas, they have the most arrogant fan base out there, and they routinely underachieve. The football gods don't like arrogance. ;)
 
Loser talk, yes, I'm used to rooting for losers in the NFL. :loser:

Plus I don't want to piss off the football gods. Look at Dallas, they have the most arrogant fan base out there, and they routinely underachieve. The football gods don't like arrogance. ;)

You wouldn't happen to be a TMQ reader would you?

Even though you are my division rival, I will be rooting for the Texans vs Dallas.:eek:
 
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