Who Dis?

:note: And dinner is always slim pickings
Cause Jackson and Lucas get dibs on the chicken
And Gary is left with his fat finger up his nose :note:
 
During Howard and Sal's phone sex session:

Howard: "Hellooooo, what's your name?"

Sal: "Umm, Fred..."

Howard: "No, What's your reeeeeeal first name?"

Sal: "Eric"

(Stupid as he is, that was a good, quick line)
 
"I think, uh...Howard's in agreeance with me, here"​

1/29/9​

Artie talking about Gary's new home theater.​
 
"The caller has said 'I want to bend you over your computer and fuck your stuttering ass and as I do so, I want you to scream out I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... {sigh} I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... and then I want to shoot my delicious goopy love-shake all over the relay operator's... OK, That's it. I'm turning you over to my supervisor..."
 
Howard: His breath is so bad, the proctologist stuck his finger in Gary's mouth.

Jackie: "why are there teeth in here?"
 
:note: Cuz I IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII've never seen something that bIIg :note: click

"Hello?"

:note: Langford's got a big huge cock {honkahonkahonk} Steve LANGford... :note:

"Sour... Sour... can you here me? What you're doing is against the LHHaw. I want you to go to JHAIL for this..."
 
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