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This was a Friday the 13th!!!!!

This particular Friday the 13th was 15 months and 26 days before I managed to make my way out of my mom.

My dad was a spry 54 year old going at his 34 year old wife trying to make me.

We need to revise the search terms to start from December 1983 or later. Every time we get a date before I was born all I think about is my dad doing weird Dutch sex stuff with my mom.
 
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August 13th 1982.
I'd just turned 12. This was the middle of my Portsmouth NH 'rope swing days' that I mention from time to time. I was a total latchkey kid. My mother worked 2nd shift so slept 2am-10am, then left around 3pm for work. My stepdad left at 615am, then went to a night class so didn't get home until 10pm. He always only needed 6 hours of sleep. I don't know how. So I barely saw them except for weekends at dinner. When school was in session I could go 2-3 days without seeing either one.

Most summer mornings I'd eat a bowl of cereal and head out the door. Sometimes I wouldn't come back until dinner. This explains why I was super skinny, all running around and no eating. My friends and I would hang at the rope swing across the street from my house, hang out throughout the rest of the neighborhood, walk to the corner store and get gum and snacks, bike around town. If my friends weren't around I'd head to the arcade (inside a local pharmacy) with a pocket full of quarters (just like Pac-Man Fever says) and play games for a few hours, then spend the afternoon watching old cartoons and sitcoms on UHF (TV 25, 27 38, 44, 56 and 78). Sunday mornings I did my paper route, a 12 year old kid alone walking the city at 6am with a huge sack of newspapers over my shoulder for 2 hours.

I was about to start 7th grade (leave elementary and enter jr high) and get bullied by a kid in my homeroom class every other day. It wasn't hell, but it sure wasn't good. He'd walk over to my side of the classroom and start to throw a punch to make me flinch. Sometimes he'd put me in a headlock. Sometimes he throw stuff at me like paper clips or whatever. I was a late bloomer, scrawny, and a pacifist, so I just took it.
 

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I was a total latchkey kid. My mother worked 2nd shift so slept 2am-10am, then left around 3pm for work. My stepdad left at 615am, then went to a night class so didn't get home until 10pm. He always only needed 6 hours of sleep. I don't know how. So I barely saw them except for weekends at dinner. When school was in session I could go 2-3 days without seeing either one.

Most summer mornings I'd eat a bowl of cereal and head out the door. Sometimes I wouldn't come back until dinner. This explains why I was super skinny, all running around and no eating. My friends and I would hang at the rope swing across the street from my house, hang out throughout the rest of the neighborhood, walk to the corner store and get gum and snacks, bike around town. If my friends weren't around I'd head to the arcade (inside a local pharmacy) with a pocket full of quarters (just like Pac-Man Fever says) and play games for a few hours, then spend the afternoon watching old cartoons and sitcoms on UHF (TV 25, 27 38, 44, 56 and 78). Sunday mornings I did my paper route, a 12 year old kid alone walking the city at 6am with a huge sack of newspapers over my shoulder for 2 hours.
It's crazy how that kind of thing has changed, with helicopter parenting. When my older daughter was about that age, she had a friend down the street, and one day they decided to take their bikes to the school.

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The friend lived at what is now Collins Park on the map, and the school is an eighth of a mile away, along a little area road. Well, the mother freaked out, and gave us a good talking to. Her daughter is NOT to set foot on a public road without a parent.

Of course, when I was a kid, I'd bike a dozen miles to the mall, or an airport, or the reservoir, or across town to a friend's house. And my parents were happy I was getting fresh air.
 
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When I moved to Lynnfield in fall 1983 (technically mid-October, see above), the school said that because we lived less than a mile from the school I was not allowed to ride the bus. My mother went in and argued. They said we were less than a mile 'as the crow files'. So they expected a 13 year old to walk over 1.5 miles (36 minutes) in 10 degree weather all winter at 630 in the morning, because our house was technically less than a mile away. She lost her shit on them. And I rode the bus.

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While the summer of 1981 was getting paid well at a job I hated, the summer of 1982 I was doing lots of low paying jobs some of which I liked. I got a lot of my jobs from a student placement centre which was an offshoot of the Canadian government one for unemployed regular people. I did a lot of stuff but the ones I remember most was:
  • Mowing a lawn of an old lady. This started as a one off but she liked me and I mowed her lawn all summer. She made good lemonade as well.
  • I worked weekends at a gas station. 8-4 on Saturday and 4-12 on Sunday. I made friends with the guy working the graveyard shift weekdays. I sometimes hung out with him during his shift.
  • I worked the Buffalo Days exhibition selling tickets. Got free admission to the fair and discounts for ride coupons.
Back at the end of 1981 I got pulled from Kindersley to work on a project near Swift Current. They were cleaning the main natural gas pipeline which required them to turn off the gas. The problem was most of the towns along the pipeline used gas for furnaces and stoves and such. So it turns out that natural gas appliances can burn propane if the propane is first mixed with air. It needs to maintain a certain specific gravity which conveniently can be measured with a nice little gauge. If it goes to the left, more air is needed. If it goes to the right less. There was a little window on the gauge showing the tolerance window which needed to be maintained. The only catch, it could not (yet) be automated. It required a trained monkey to be there. And for the last 3 weeks of the summer of 1981 that was me. Since I was a salaried employee, I got my pay + overtime as it was a 12 hour shift. Also 12 hours overtime on Saturday & Sunday. I also got a paid room in a **** hotel with a restaurant (staffed with lots of hot girls) and a pool. I got the midnight to noon shift. Readings had to be taken every 15 minutes. I discovered that nobody checked up on you overnight. I could take readings at 2:55, 3:20 and 3:25 and 3:50 and 3:55 and have a 25 minute nap between readings. All I needed was an alarm clock. The result of this is I only required 3 hours of sleep in my time off. The rest of the time I could be flirting with the girls at the restaurant or in the pool. I also was allowed a short breakfast break around 7:30AM.

Well, in a town further east of Swift Current than the last one at the end of 1982 they were doing the same thing. This time there was no overtime and the hotel was ***. They had a restaurant but no pretty girls. I was also sharing the room with the guy on the other shift. I did the noon-midnight shift this time. August 13th would have been during this time.

There were several things that made this one more challenging. In 1981 the summer was warm even at night. Few people had their furnaces on. The summer of 1982 was warm in the day but had lots of cold nights. This meant there was more drain on the system. Turns out that the more the flow, the less stable the readings are. They were adjusting almost constantly. The good news -- the other guys problem aside from the one day it hit freezing overnight. He was so burned out they got me up at 8AM to start earlier.

My adventure came one fine afternoon. The air compressor died. There was a second site with a backup compressor about 20 miles west of me. Of course, I had no phone or radio so the only way to do it was to hop in the company truck and head west. I was going about 90MPH down the highway. I got there, hooked up the compressor to the truck and headed back only at 85MPH since I had a load. It was probably an hour where we had no air. It was good this was the middle of the day and it was warm at the time. I heard that there were some big flames on the grill at the local chock n puke.

It was still good money but not as much fun. They did this experiment another year with automated controls. A restaurant grill blew up and burned down the restaurant. The gas company was liable for its rebuild. I think they have a different way of doing things after that.
 

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It required a trained monkey to be there. And for the last 3 weeks of the summer of 1981 that was me.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

(staffed with lots of hot girls) and a pool.

Health insurance and a 401k are for losers....those are the real benefits we all want.

Turns out that the more the flow, the less stable

That's a life lesson we all learn with our first high school girlfriend and it remains true until we get to the point where we're with girls in their 50's.


That whole long post and all I can really think about is how it makes me mad you spell center like that.
 

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I should add that after dark that year, I was in a small town with little light pollution and we were just outside of the town. That summer almost every night, the sky was filled with the northern lights. It was magical. Pretty much the whole sky. The sky was clear (one of the reasons it became so cold) so no clouds. On the few nights there was no northern lights, there were stars and stars and stars.
 

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a small town with little light pollution and we were just outside of the town. That summer almost every night, the sky was filled with the northern lights. It was magical.

So as if being a young man with an easy job that was stocked with sexy bikini coeds in a pool every night wasn't enough of a freaking real life letter to Penthouse, you also got to experience all that under one of the greatest natural wonders of the world?

That is unbelievable.

God must have realized you actually turned out cool so he felt bad for making you Canadian and that was his way of making up for it.
 

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So as if being a young man with an easy job that was stocked with sexy bikini coeds in a pool every night wasn't enough of a freaking real life letter to Penthouse, you also got to experience all that under one of the greatest natural wonders of the world?

That is unbelievable.

God must have realized you actually turned out cool so he felt bad for making you Canadian and that was his way of making up for it.
First a couple of corrections. The hot girls were in 1981 not 1982. And although I like your version of 1981 better, there was nothing to write to Penthouse about. I was a shy geeky nerd. I suspect there may have been possibilities but I have suffered throughout my life the complete inability to accurately read woman's intentions until way to late. 1981 was no different.

But to get back to the point, the natural wonders happened in 1982. I included the blurb about 1981 to give context to 1982.

And being Canadian is a reward on itself. If God was in the compensating mood, a lot more people in Florida would win the lottery.
 
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I was a shy geeky nerd. I suspect there may have been possibilities

At that age I wasn't geeky (like I am now) but I def also let a bunch opportunities pass me by.

My mom put the fear of God into me from boyhood to not become some rapey frat guy so if a girl didn't more or less come up to me and say "I want you to fuck me" it took me way too long to make the first move.

I still managed to get the job done. But again, if a girl didn't grab me and drag me to bed or come up and kiss me or decide to take my hand and put it places, things took way longer to progress.
 
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August 13th 1982.
Well, if 1981 was the summer I met my 1st long-term relationship - which lasted a year - then the summer of '82 is right after LTR #1 had introduced me to LTR #2, aka "The Nut", aka "The Ex". I don't really remember much about our first summer together. My mind blocks out a lot.

However, this would be a good time to talk about the summer trips with my best friend from college. We met while on-line (as they say in NJ) for freshman registration in 1980, and quickly became friends. The summer of '81 was the first of our annual summer vacations. We tried to bike from North Jersey to the Jersey shore, with another college friend bringing the stuff down in a car. The ride sucked, and the beach cottage was tiny, but we drank a lot, so it was fun.

Summer of '82 was the first Camp America trip. My friend's family was a member of this national chain of campgrounds, and if you had a travel trailer, you could hook-up to water and electric. Plus they had amenities there, like bath houses, pools, and picnic areas. It cost us nothing, so we could buy more liquor, and do some sightseeing. For '82 we were in Lake George, NY. Which is where I met "flu girl". I was probably there on August 13th.
 
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1982 I would have been 7 years old, If memory serves this was the summer we were supposed to go to Disneyland, until I wound up in the hospital with a seizure (had plenty of those as a kid).
 
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We tried to bike from North Jersey to the Jersey shore, with another college friend bringing the stuff down in a car. The ride sucked, and the beach cottage was tiny, but we drank a lot, so it was fun.

Tired and succeeded right?

That's a thing people did apparently. My dad had a story about biking from Philly to the Jersey Shore when he was at Penn State Ogontz (their Philly satallite campus).
 

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While the summer of 1981 was getting paid well at a job I hated, the summer of 1982 I was doing lots of low paying jobs some of which I liked. I got a lot of my jobs from a student placement centre which was an offshoot of the Canadian government one for unemployed regular people. I did a lot of stuff but the ones I remember most was:
  • Mowing a lawn of an old lady. This started as a one off but she liked me and I mowed her lawn all summer. She made good lemonade as well.
  • I worked weekends at a gas station. 8-4 on Saturday and 4-12 on Sunday. I made friends with the guy working the graveyard shift weekdays. I sometimes hung out with him during his shift.
  • I worked the Buffalo Days exhibition selling tickets. Got free admission to the fair and discounts for ride coupons.
Back at the end of 1981 I got pulled from Kindersley to work on a project near Swift Current.
My childhood work experience - like my professional career - was much less varied. Other than the stint as a paperboy, my only other job outside the family business was a single high-school summer job at a makeshift "Mothercare" catalog mailroom, located in an FAO Schwarz warehouse.

From my junior year in high school ('78) on, I worked for my dad's little electronic PCB assembly business. Any weekday that I wasn't in school, I was there. All the way up until college graduation in '84.
 

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Tired and succeeded right?
No. It turned out to be a bad day for a casual cyclist to attempt a 50 mile trip on a bike, over major roads. When we started out at around 9 am, it was already over 90 degrees out. The temp and humidity were brutal, and then I ended up with not 1 but 2 flat tires, plus my front derailer broke. We planned checkpoint locations with the friend driving the car, but after I broke down, my bike friend attempted to meet him at the next checkpoint. But it was a gated business entrance, and the friend with the car got chased away. It took some time for the two of them to meet up, and then come get me. There were no cell phones in those days.
 
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50 mile trip on a bike, over major roads. When we started out at around 9 am, it was already over 90 degrees out. The temp and humidity were brutal, and then I ended up with not 1 but 2 flat tires, plus my front derailer broke.

Hahah. That sounds like some shit you would see a on one of those ridiculous British comedies from like the '70s or '80s.

I think my dad's story ended with he and his bros making it to the beach, but what I know for a fact is he was 4 years older than all the rest of his college buddies because of the whole Japanese thing and he was Dutch and all those fucking weirdos are obsessed with bicycles. So I guarantee you he lead the charge convincing all his buddies to do it with him.