The Spaniard That Blighted My Life was written by British music hall performer Billy Merson. Here are the original lyrics:
List to me while I tell you of the Spaniard that blighted my life
List to me while I tell you of the man who pinched my future wife
'Twas at the bull fight where we met him, we'd been watching his daring display
And while I'd gone out for some nuts and a programme, the dirty dog stole her away
Oh, yes! Oh, yes! But I've sworn that I'll have my revenge
If I catch Alphonso Spagoni the Toreador, with a mighty swipe I will dislocate his bally jaw
I'll find this bullfighter, I will, and when I catch the bounder, the blighter I'll kill
He shall die, he shall die, he shall die, tiddly-i-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti! He shall die, he shall die
For I'll raise a bunion on his Spanish onion If I catch him bending tonight
Yes, when I catch Spagoni, he will wish that he'd never been born
And for this special reason, my stiletto I've fetched out of pawn
It cost me five shillings to fetch it, this expense it has caused me much pain
But the pawnbroker's promised, when I've killed Spagoni, he'll take it in pawn once again
Oh, yes! Oh, yes! So tonight there will be dirty work
[Chorus]
I tracked him to London and he gave me the slip once again
And they told me this morning that he'd doubled and gone back to Spain
But whatever it costs me, I'll catch him, then no more he will give me the slip
With my last one-and-nine-pence, on Sunday I'm going to Spain by the Sunday League Trip.
Oh, yes! Oh, yes! And then the dark deed will be done
[Chorus]
Jolson made a few changes to the lyrics, such as changing "pinched" to "stole" and "Alphonso" to "Antonius" and he eliminated the third verse.