What if Stern Drops Dead Tomorrow?

jef said:
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(and yes, I admit I suck at Photoshop. In fact, I didn't even use Photoshop) :p
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That's just silly. Everyone knows that Tan gave Riley the secret to eternal life. You too can learn the secret - just buy one of Riley's symbols and you're garunteed to live forever.
 
Forevernever said:
That's just silly. Everyone knows that Tan gave Riley the secret to eternal life. You too can learn the secret - just buy one of Riley's symbols and you're garunteed to live forever.
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Ha! Thats why the other date is still blank - it will never need filling in! ;)
 
Forevernever said:
That's just silly. Everyone knows that Tan gave Riley the secret to eternal life. You too can learn the secret - just buy one of Riley's symbols and you're garunteed to live forever.
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I thought the symbol only guaranteed passage aboard the mothership?

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Ahhhhhhhh . . . NOW . . . Tan did impart on me . . . Uhhhhhhhhhh . . . the secrets to eternal life . . . Uhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . NONETHELESS . . . I must still eat and drink . . . Uhhhhhhhhh . . . and things of this nature . . . NOW . . . if that cheap Jew pelican motherf***** . . . Uhhhhhhhh . . . would GIVE ME . . . what is fair . . . Uhhhhhhh . . . and not these n***** wages . . . Uhhhhhhh . . . he wouldn't starve my ass out of existence!
 
Forevernever said:
There is no way Artie could shoulder a show on his own. Between his mediocre talent and the drug addiction, he'd fall apart in a week. Sal and Richard, however, could definitely handle their own gig.

If Howard died, the show would be over, as it will be when he leaves.
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Sal, Richard, Artie, and others could probably do comedy tours without a problem.

I'd guess the channels wouldn't go off the air. They'd still have commitments for Bubba, Ferrall, and the various other shows. They could probably do Mastertape and other various specials for the morning show. They could always premier one tape a day in chronological order. A lot of people haven't heard the old stuff.
 
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