We're All Going to Die

Actually, the address of anyone who lives in a single home in the United States has a unique 11-digit number. The five-digit ZIP code identifies a particular city or portion of a city. The two digits that follow identify a particular neighborhood. The next two digits identify a particular side (odd or even) of a particular street (one block long). The final two digits are the last two numbers of the house's address. For example, the 11-digit code for 459 Wilson Street in Glendale is 91203-0901-59. You could write only those 11 digits on an envelope and put a stamp on it and mail it – and it would reach its destination. Each apartment building and office building also has a unique 11-digit code. Postal Service sorting machines read the address of each letter and convert it to a bar code which is sprayed onto the envelope.

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Actually, the address of anyone who lives in a single home in the United States has a unique 11-digit number. The five-digit ZIP code identifies a particular city or portion of a city. The two digits that follow identify a particular neighborhood. The next two digits identify a particular side (odd or even) of a particular street (one block long). The final two digits are the last two numbers of the house's address. For example, the 11-digit code for 459 Wilson Street in Glendale is 91203-0901-59. You could write only those 11 digits on an envelope and put a stamp on it and mail it – and it would reach its destination. Each apartment building and office building also has a unique 11-digit code. Postal Service sorting machines read the address of each letter and convert it to a bar code which is sprayed onto the envelope.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled "We're All Going To Die" discussion.
It does sort of fit here. Many postal workers have taken the lives of their co-workers. So if you are a postal worker ... you have a higher likelihood of dying.
 
As a former postal worker, I have to disagree that we have "a higher likelihood of dying." In 1993, a story in the St. Petersburg Times noted that the Postal Service "has seen so many outbursts that in some circles excessive stress is known as 'going postal.'" Yes, there have been several shooting at post offices. The expression "going postal" is now a part of our vocabulary – but there have been many more shootings, and many more deaths, at high schools and colleges and I never hear anyone use the expression "going student." There have also been hundreds of shootings in bars, factories, office buildings, shopping malls, churches, synagogues and other locations. There is no place in the United States that is truly safe. No place.
 
What a dumb fuck.

You know it wasn't me.
I want to keep the bridge to Canada open, in case I need to make a quick getaway.
Translation - to make beer run?


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"We're All Going To Die," dumb dodo edition, part 35. These anti-vaxxers obviously believe they have a God-given right to refuse vaccines, to catch COVID, to infect others with COVID and possibly to die from COVID and cause others to die from COVID. That is much more important to them than having a job and being able to provide for their families.

 
In Ontario, we go back to 100% capacity in restaurants, movies and gyms on Thursday. Also sporting events can have 50% attendance. On March 1st 100% attendance. Also March 1st no more vaccine passport for restaurants, etc. Some lightening up on federal entry requirements for vaccinated travelers starting March 1st. Masks will remain mandatory in all indoor settings for a while.
 
This is terrible news! Not that Bieber has COVID but that only one of his concerts – tonight's in Las Vegas – is being postponed and he's continuing with his tour. He will perform February 22 in Glendale – but, thankfully, it's the Glendale in Arizona, not the Glendale where I live.

 
This is terrible news! Not that Bieber has COVID but that only one of his concerts – tonight's in Las Vegas – is being postponed and he's continuing with his tour. He will perform February 22 in Glendale – but, thankfully, it's the Glendale in Arizona, not the Glendale where I live.

That is good news. I understand you test positive for 3 months after which means he will be unable to cross the border into Canada during that time. Excellent.
 
I knew the first two. For the rest I had to go here


Actually I knew the first one from the Stern parody "I'll Suck Your Schween". And the second from the controversy of him manipulating the Hot 100. The only ones I really knew are "Baby" and "Love Yourself" (but had nothing funny to say about them).
 
While I am not one that thinks it matters much, given the political situation, I don't think they could report it as anything else. The fact there was a viral research lab 2 blocks from the market I am sure is just co-incidence. Someone forgot to wash their hands properly before visiting the market.
 
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