We're All Going to Die

[JHDK]

Or all of Canada should just be absorbed into the USA.

That sounds like the much more logical solution.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Or all of Canada should just be absorbed into the USA.

That sounds like the much more logical solution.

You would have to take Quebec. And Winnipeg. Think hard before you talk of such things.

 

[Aaron]

They're having "burn the mask" rallies in Idaho.

Canada, you can take Idaho too.

They got a lot of dumbshits in this world.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Or all of Canada should just be absorbed into the USA.

That sounds like the much more logical solution.

While we're at it, let's buy Greenland!

 

[HecticArt]

It's amazing that nobody says "this is fucking ridiculous, and we're going to fix it". Nope, it's just "well that's the way it is".

It's amazing that anybody bothers paying attention to the border laws there.

 

[JHDK]

While we're at it, let's buy Greenland.

It would have been nice to get all that oil.

 

[semipenguin]

There is no real reason that community with no direct access to the USA should not be a part of Canada. Just because some map maker in 1814 didn't know his geography is no reason to continue the lunacy. I think the MN town also could be better serviced by being a part of Canada.

You’ve never been to Minnesota.

 

[semipenguin]

They're having "burn the mask" rallies in Idaho.

Canada, you can take Idaho too.

They got a lot of dumbshits in this world.

We have a thread for that.

Drunk Posts Go Here

 

[HecticArt]

You’ve never been to Minnesota.

Even Canada doesn’t want them????

 

[semipenguin]

Even Canada doesn’t want them????

More like the other way around.

 

[HecticArt]

Ohhh! Border Skirmish 2021!!!!!
The Battle of Poutine!

 

[HecticArt]

I'm scheduled to get my first Covid shot a week from Monday.
Ohio opened the availability for people 50 & over, so I managed to get on a list.
The Mrs. got her first shot this morning.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

It will be summer for me according to the government schedule. My wife may get it sooner. She is the lowest category of high risk. My dad got his last week though so that is good.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

I could have got it now had I been 1 (yes 1) year older.

 

[sadchild]

Everyone born one day before this date is a high risk!! Born ON that date - whatever.

 

[Aaron]

I could have got it now had I been 1 (yes 1) year older.

Tell them you're a smoker. You'd jump the line.

 

[semipenguin]

The low birth rate of the US

 

[HecticArt]

It's probably not such a bad thing.
They haven't figured out how to make Soylent Green yet.

 

[scotchandcigar]

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

It will be summer for me according to the government schedule. My wife may get it sooner. She is the lowest category of high risk. My dad got his last week though so that is good.

So the government is setting up vaccination centers. Right now they are vaccinating people 80+ with the phizer and moderna vaccines. They got a supply of the Astra-Zenica which because of the recommendation by the manufacturer can't be applied to anyone 65 or over they gave to some pharmacies to distribute to people 60-64. My wife and I are both 59 so we don't qualify (in theory). We both got emails from pharmacies to get put on a waiting list so when our turn comes up they will contact us. We both did it (different pharmacies lol) and thought nothing more about it. I get a call this morning, they have slots available tomorrow. Which one do I want? So naturally I picked one. My wife hears this and wonders why me and not her, tweets about it to local tv and the mayor and then gets a call from her pharmacy to come in @ 5:30 today.

So my wife is vaccinated (not a zombie yet) and I get poked tomorrow. I don't know why the pharmacies are breaking the government guidelines, I don't care. They have all my info truthfully filled out. If they give it to me, it's on them.

We will be getting a second dose at some unspecified time into the future.