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Even Cheech & Chong know better than to inject Lysol into their veins. Presidents should not play doctor.

'It's irresponsible and it's dangerous': Experts warn against Trump's idea of injecting disinfectant to treat coronavirus


 
I'm not sure which thread is more appropriate for this story: this one or the Dumb Dodo thread. I could put it on both threads but we all know I never double-post. Never. Er, ummm, harrumph.

 
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Quarantine dinner tonight was sushi from one of our favorite places. We never order it as carry out because sushi is always best when it's c4azy fresh.
It was still really damned good.
They have their curbside pickup system down nicely.
 
Wow, did anybody take their daily lysol this morning?? I took it yesterday and now I'm reporting from the ICU!!!

Oh prez you're so sarcastic.
 
I've been mainlining rubbing alcohol for years. That's what give me my sunny disposition.
 
The CDC initially reported the symptoms of the coronavirus as fever, cough, shortness of breath and/or difficulty breathing. Today they identified six more symptoms, including headache and sore throat. That's just fine. Now everyone who has a headache or sore throat will start panicking, believing he has COVID-19.

 
So let's take a peek into my "stay at home" lifestyle. The past two days I went out, to Publix and Walmart. I also stopped at Wendy's a couple times. I'm spending way too much money for an unemployed man. I'm not buying watches or anything like that but wasting money on needless fast food. So today I decided it needs to stop. I have not gone out at all and spent the entire day playing Animal Crossing (and when I say the entire day I mean since like 7am this morning) and watching TV. I pounded the entire series of True Blood in the past week and now I'm on to the Benedict Cumberbatch Sherlock.

I plan on doing the same thing tomorrow. At some point I will need to drive up to Boca to get my Vape supplies but I think I can hold that off until Tues or Wed.

Now I'm not a complete derelict. I have also applied to a bunch of jobs online. I need some sort of work. I don't really care what it is. Once I get a gig I can then worry about getting something better. There are no jobs in my field right now because they are all still closed.

4,729 cases in Broward County. And it keeps going up. We are the second highest in the state after Miami-Dade.
 
Sounds like a decent plan.

Hopefully things start to ease up in the next month or so. People need to keep behaving like this is a serious deal, or it's going to get worse and take forever to start getting back to some sort of normal.

Ya keeping off of the sauce?
 
Ya keeping off of the sauce?

I got through the really bad times. A full 24+ hours of puking followed by a day of laying in bed with fever symptoms...hot and cold all the time. And really weird dreams. That was 3 or 4 days ago. Since then I've been much, much better. Got a phone again...what I did was take the sim from my phone and plug it into my previous phone and then I took it to Metro to get it activated. It was the cheapest option at only $17. Once I have a job again I'll think about getting my phone fixed or getting a new one. Not having a phone for 10 days was relaxing but not practical.
 
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So why is Verizon shops closed and tmobiles open? (in my area) wouldn't you say any phone is essential right now?

I've been working on my tan mostly. I also have been spending too much money. I lost a sister/brother in law over buying a new vacuum for the wife. I bought an old double deck tape player, don't ask why. And we also bought a new dish washer. We're keeping up our end keeping stores well stocked with cash.
 
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