We're All Going to Die

The possible link between a diminished sense of smell and coronavirus may have been reported "weeks ago" but it was not confirmed until today. I accept your apology. And I don't feel "preoccupied." I just feel absolutely lost. I miss my wife. There have been 23,640 COVID-19 deaths in the United States so I know I'm not alone in experiencing grief and pain.
 
Jimi Hendrix is best known for Purple Haze, Foxey Lady, Crosstown Traffic and All Along The Watchtower. In his home town of Seattle, there is a statue of him. Look what somebody did! Can statues catch the COVID-19 virus?


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Listen to all of the lyrics.
And this is a fun movie to watch when you’re home bored. It’s a cult classic for sure.
 
Unless you spend it all on Jack Daniels.

Fair call. But I have a plan. I have like 2 handles of Jack left. I'm going to pound them (that will likely take 2 days or so) then I'm going to lie in bed and sweat and shake and try to choke down some water and puke a bunch for like 3 days while I sober up. Then I will be done with my sadness or at least it will be repressed for awhile and I'll go get a new job. I should also get a new phone and call my aunt and DJ at some point.

Sounds to me like there are absolutely zero underlying psychological issues with that.
 
She will figure out that you've been on a bender. (They always do.) You've got to be sober for yourself in order for it to work for her.

Yes. That is a good call. I told her I'm doing a "sadness thing" and need a few days so she likely already knows.
 
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Grammy award-winning singer Sam Smith announced today that he's changing the title of his upcoming album because he felt "uncomfortable" with the original title, considering the coronavirus pandemic. It was going to be called To Die For. You made a wise decision, Sam.
 
Dude, sweet! Just got the bailout money deposited.
$1,200 of government cheese. That's like 2 months rent.
Two months of rent?? Where do you live?? I gotta get there. 12 hundy gets me about 2/3rd of the way to one month. We do have a large house.
 
Two months of rent?? Where do you live?? I gotta get there. 12 hundy gets me about 2/3rd of the way to one month. We do have a large house.
 
"You lose everything and everything falls apart and eventually you die and no one remembers you."

-Dwight from The Office.

I know it was supposed to be a joke but it's kinda poignant.

(BTW's...I had to look up how to spell that last word cause it's kinda a tough one. It has that sleeper G in there.)

So all in one post I go from being melancholy to stupidly silly. I think I've mentoined before that emotions are dumb.
 
Port Hueneme Beach in Ventura County has reopened. It had been closed since April 1. All the restrooms remain closed and police will patrol the area to make sure beachgoers are wearing face masks and maintaining "social distancing." Wow, sounds fun. Let's all go to the beach!

 
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