Watch Out For That...

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

This happened prior to the kaboom reveal, but it's still worth posting.

'Gender Reveal' Gone Wrong in Cancún Leads to Two Dead as Plane Crashes into Water

Footage of the tragic accident shows the plane nosedive into the water as the soon-to-be parents and guests react in shock

people.com

Too bad it wasn't the parents who went down. Darwin needs to be taking a more active role in these stupid gender reveal crap.

 

[scotchandcigar]

"Son, let me tell you a little story about something that happened before you were born".

The therapists are already lining up.

 

[JHDK]

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times...GENDER REVEAL PARTIES ARE THE WORST!!!

Anyone who takes part in them should be shunned from polite society.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Chinese rocket expected to crash into Earth this weekend

A large Chinese rocket that is out of control is set to reenter Earth's atmosphere this weekend, bringing a final wave of concern before its debris makes impact somewhere on Earth.

www.cnn.com

 

[HecticArt]

Heads up people.
The Ruskies are comin!

 

[Jon]

That would suck to be out in your front yard and get nailed by a Chinese rocket.

FIRST COVID, NOW THIS!!

 

[Aaron]

Are we all going with the odds and thinking it lands in the Pacific?

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Are we all going with the odds and thinking it lands in the Pacific?

It's a pretty safe bet.

 

[scotchandcigar]

What's the odds for a direct hit on Mar-a-lago?

 

[HecticArt]

Not good enough.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Philadelphia has dimmed its skyline after a 'mass collision' killed thousands of migrating birds | CNN

Nearly twenty buildings in Philadelphia are dimming their lights this spring after thousands of birds perished in the city's largest mass collision in recent history.

www.cnn.com

My favorite part of the article is that the expert scientist is named Robert Peck.

 

[HecticArt]

Great, now they are putting the window washers out of work.

 

[scotchandcigar]

 

[scotchandcigar]

Watch sinkhole swallow up parked cars in Jerusalem​

 

[HecticArt]

That's cool! As long as it's not your car, that is.

 

[Channel98]

Riddle: What do you get when you cross "whale watching" with "up close and personal"? Answer:

Teen critically injured after whale breached, landed on boat

An Australian teenager is in critical condition after a whale breached and landed on the boat he was aboard on Sunday, CNN reports.Nick Myhill, 18, was on a recreational fishing vessel off the…

thehill.com

 

[HecticArt]

That whale paid a lot of money to go on that people watching expedition.

 

[Channel98]

Are we all ready for another whale story? This man obviously learned nothing from Disney's 1940 Pinocchio movie.

Cape Cod man says he was swallowed whole by humpback whale: 'I was completely inside'​

Cape Cod man says he was swallowed whole by humpback whale: ‘I was completely inside’

It’s a whale of tale. A Massachusetts man diving off the coast of Cape Cod said he was swallowed whole Friday morning by a humpback whale. “I was completely inside. It was completely black,” Michael Packard told the Cape…

www.nydailynews.com

 

[HecticArt]

That story smells fishy......

 

[scotchandcigar]

It's all over the news here.