Is he in the room with you now?
I can never tell where exactly he is.
But I know he's always nearby.
You know how when you get hungry you just have that feeling inside you that tells you, "oh I should eat something"? When No Winner is around me I get a similar feeling. But it's far more intense and permeates my entire being.
I don't know how to describe it properly.

You don't want to know when. I had to wait for Pam and Koop to leave the place so I could finally install it.When did you have a webcam installed in Koop's living room?