Turtle porn.

[limegrass69]

Way to work it Mr. Turtle!!! They could have jazzed it up with a little music.

I guess they cut off the part after they're done and he tells her to fix him a sandwich.

urpbanana:

 

[semipenguin]

Way to work it Mr. Turtle!!! They could have jazzed it up with a little music.

I guess they cut off the part after they're done and he tells her to fix him a sandwich.

urpbanana:

He's the Ron Jeremy of Turtles

Too bad he got flattened by a car trying to cross the road

 

[v1ru5]

That Turtle was beatin' the hair.

(you don't have to say it, I know)

 

[xan_user]

This is what happens if you watch that clip at too young of an age...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y]YouTube - Zombie Kid Likes Turtles[/ame]

Please do your part to help us, support your local chapter for the recovery of young zombie turtle lovers.

 

[v1ru5]

This is what happens if you watch that clip at too young of an age...

YouTube - Zombie Kid Likes Turtles

Please do your part to help us, support your local chapter for the recovery of young zombie turtle lovers.

:rofl::rofl:

 

[Jleimer]

Got that orgasm was annoying by the turtle.

 

[semipenguin]

:rofl::rofl:

Kinda reminds me of that kid that talks to Ralphie while waiting to see Santa Claus on The Christmas Story :right:

Goggles: I like The Wizard of Oz. I like the Tin Man.

 

[xan_user]

The story behind the viral

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obCYntpTV2g"]YouTube - Zombie Kid Likes Turtles UPDATE! New Interview![/ame]

I<3 interwebs

 

[semipenguin]

The story behind the viral

YouTube - Zombie Kid Likes Turtles UPDATE! New Interview!

I<3 interwebs

Poor kid. Hasn't even made a penny off that :worried:

He's going to wind up a homeless, uneducated, wine-o when he grows up, all because of that video :bigcry:

 

[xan_user]

Poor kid. Hasn't even made a penny off that :worried:

He's going to wind up a homeless, uneducated, wine-o when he grows up, all because of that video :bigcry:

Sounds like you're speaking from personal experiences?

 

[semipenguin]

Sounds like you're speaking from personal experiences?

Everything but the wine-o part

 

[xan_user]

Everything but the wine-o part

got me beat, then..

 

[Casual Fan]

got me beat, then..

Semi can't drink while he's driving the truck--it makes these annoying red and blue lights appear behind him, and he has to speed up to get away from them.

 

[xan_user]

Semi can't drink while he's driving the truck--it makes these annoying red and blue lights appear behind him, and he has to speed up to get away from them.

Judging by his new avatar he doesn't seem to have problems driving while taking pictures -tho

Just dont get a DWP semi,
driving while photographing.