Things Howard, etc. complain about

[hank-the-dwarf]

are you constipated?:rofl:

 

[Jgatie]

are you constipated?:rofl:

Kind of personal, don't you think? Next you'll be asking if you can push in my stool.

 

[hank-the-dwarf]

:rofl:

Kind of personal, don't you think? Next you'll be asking if you can push in my stool.

good one!So can i?

 

[Ehilbert1]

But Howard isn't on call 24/7/365, more like 5/4/100

That was pretty funny and those numbers look about right. Your on call and thats understandable. Howard isn't he was just being a prick. Don't get me wrong I love hearing those stories on the air. I can't wait to hear him bitch on Monday. It makes great radio,but come one you have to admit that's a prick move for Howard. Atleast you have a great excuse.

 

[jef]

I heard the most ridiculous bitching ever from Howard this week. He is trying to find another way to pee rather than touching his penis so that he doesn't have to wash his hands.

Because washing his hands takes TOO MUCH TIME. So he is trying to use manipulate his underwear to aim his penis so he can claim he didn't touch anything but his underwear.

WTF? Seems like if he does this in a public situation it will go on Page Six and then he will bitch about how people don't understand he didn't Actually touch his penis. :rofl:

Won't be long til we hear the rant about him pissing all over his pants thanks to his new technique. At least, I hope not!!

 

[RDog]

Goooood Moaning Ever-body!

It's Monday, and to start it off, I'd like to apologize for serving only fish at my wedding. My good friend Scott the Engineer was forced to eat fast food and for that I'm truly sorry. I should have more respect for someone like Scott.

Jason's wedding's coming up. I'm truly looking forward to it. Should be a good time for all.

Got a new phone system. It's got some flukes, but I'm sure it will all work out as soon as I learn how to use it.

Beth has some stuff going on, but I'm not going to tell you anything about my personal life, cause that'll be boring.

Well, that killed 2 minutes of show time. Coming up next is . . .

<crickets>

This made me laugh. I get your point but I just think much of what they complain about isn't exactly what their audience can relate to anymore... I realize the "FCC is keepin' us all down!" days are gone but it's weird to hear a guy complain that his limo ride is going to take over an hour when he probably takes quite a bit longer to get to his Hamptons mansion.