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You can also make a hole in a paper plate and put in front of another paper plate. We kiddies all tried that for the 1970 eclipse
Head down to I-24 in Kentucky. They already have mobile electronic signs up that say No Stopping on the Roadway set up for the big event
This is likely a joke but either way it's fantastic.
best of craigslist: Wanted woman who wants to conceive child during totality eclipse in OR
Originally Posted: 2017-08-08 10:39pm
Wanted woman who wants to conceive child during totality eclipse in OR
I am 40 years of age, caucasian male from Europe. My heritage is strong and pure.
My looks, instincts, knowledge and strength is 100% pure and 100% lethal.
I am looking for a worthy female with strong genes, beauty and smarts. To join me - to experience the totality eclipse in Oregon.
Exact place not set.
If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening.
When totality occurs, we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.
We will make love together, with me and my penis directed towards the sun.
Everything will be aligned in the local universe.
Both of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets.
In a brief moment of ecstasy, we will understand everything, and together, create a new universe. Full of love...
You must like cats. Drugs are OK. Nitrous Oxide while we climax and experience totality and conception, is OK with me.
best of craigslist: Wanted woman who wants to conceive child during totality eclipse in OR
Originally Posted: 2017-08-08 10:39pm
Wanted woman who wants to conceive child during totality eclipse in OR
I am 40 years of age, caucasian male from Europe. My heritage is strong and pure.
My looks, instincts, knowledge and strength is 100% pure and 100% lethal.
I am looking for a worthy female with strong genes, beauty and smarts. To join me - to experience the totality eclipse in Oregon.
Exact place not set.
If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening.
When totality occurs, we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.
We will make love together, with me and my penis directed towards the sun.
Everything will be aligned in the local universe.
Both of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets.
In a brief moment of ecstasy, we will understand everything, and together, create a new universe. Full of love...
You must like cats. Drugs are OK. Nitrous Oxide while we climax and experience totality and conception, is OK with me.
I got some eclipse glasses for only a few bucks... but they are certified and compliant.
I have 3 pair of uncertified and 2 pair of certified. The uncertified ones look much cooler, so I'm wearing those.
If you're planning on coming to my apartment to see the Eclipse, bring your sleeping bags. We really have no place for you to sleep except in the living room