The Random Post Thread

[semipenguin]

Coincidentally, that used to be my pickup line at bars.

JDate makes that easier.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Great.
Now I want a foot long taco.

Don't you always want a foot long taco?

 

[HecticArt]

Don't you always want a foot long taco?

Hey now!

 

[HecticArt]

Coincidentally, that used to be my pickup line at bars.

A friend of nine recently became single again, and has been hitting the bars to see what's happening and whatnot.

He said that he'll wander in and yell "Marco!" from time to time. He's actually started some conversations with girls that have called back with "Polo!"
I thought that was kind of funny.

It reminded me of my freshman year in college at the dorm cafeteria. Whenever my roommate or I would go into the cafeteria by ourselves and want to know if the other one was there, we would yell "Douche!" and if the other was there we would yell back "Bag!" Good times.

 

[scotchandcigar]

A college friend and I would compete to be the first to greet the other with "Asshole".

 

[Channel98]

That's fine as long as you both agree to it. One of my co-workers greeted another employee one morning with "Hey, asshole." The employee, who was much bigger, yelled, "Have you ever seen an asshole? They're ugly. Don't you ever call me that again!" And he didn't. And now here is a scary story revealing Alexa's cruel, heartless side – although if Alexa was reading a Wikipedia entry, "she" was probably just repeating some lines that had been added by a prankster.

Amazon Echo speaker goes 'rogue,' tells scared mom to 'stab yourself' - AOL

Danni Morritt asked the AI assistant for information on the cardiac cycle when things took a dark turn.

www.aol.com

 

[JHDK]

Travolta was like 25 playing a high school student in Grease. He looked 30.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Travolta was like 25 playing a high school student in Grease. He looked 30.

Henry Winkler was Jewish and in his 30s playing an Italian high school dropout in Happy Days.

 

[Channel98]

And how about Leonard "Chico" Marx, a Manhattan-born Jew who always played Italian characters in vaudeville and movies? Yeah, at'sa good, eh? I know you like.

 

[Wolf]

I have only heard of 4 of them, so I'm 96 years old.

 

[JHDK]

I like old lady/folk music.

 

[HecticArt]

I think I'd be 78.
The fonts get too small to read........

 

[scotchandcigar]

I get about age 80.

 

[HecticArt]

I counted again when I could zoom in a bit. I'm down to 75.

 

[Wolf]

 

[Channel98]

This story that people are paying $75 for a vagina-scented candle may sound fishy – Ouch! – but it's true. I hate to think what scents may be next.

Gwyneth Paltrow's online store Goop is selling a
vagina-scented candle and it's already sold out

Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop is selling a vagina-scented candle, and it's already sold out

Gwyneth Paltrow has done it again, folks.

www.foxnews.com

 

[HecticArt]

They were all snatched up?

And whose vagina?

 

[JHDK]

I bought a $0.50 little tub of Play-Doh at Walmart yesterday and I'm having fun playing with it.

It's orange.

 

[Channel98]

And how does it taste?

 

[JHDK]

Delicious.