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scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
Did he get to pick the donor?
JHDK
Release Robin's Bra
It would be really weird to have some other dude's dick attached to you. A heart or lung is different cause you can't see them. A dick you see everyday. Although I'd much rather go through life with a rando's dick attached to me than no dick at all due to some asshole Taliban jerk blowing it off.
I don't get this though:
"We are hopeful that this transplant will help restore near-normal urinary and sexual functions for this young man," said Johns Hopkins' W.P. Andrew Lee, M.D. in a statement. Nine plastic surgeons and two urological specialists took 14 hours to transplant a deceased donor's entire penis and scrotum (minus testicles), along with a partial abdominal wall, to the young man, who wishes to remain anonymous.
How can you have full sexual function if you have no balls? Did he still have his own balls? How could someone still have their own balls if they didn't have their own scrotum to keep them in?
Lots of questions.
I don't get this though:
"We are hopeful that this transplant will help restore near-normal urinary and sexual functions for this young man," said Johns Hopkins' W.P. Andrew Lee, M.D. in a statement. Nine plastic surgeons and two urological specialists took 14 hours to transplant a deceased donor's entire penis and scrotum (minus testicles), along with a partial abdominal wall, to the young man, who wishes to remain anonymous.
How can you have full sexual function if you have no balls? Did he still have his own balls? How could someone still have their own balls if they didn't have their own scrotum to keep them in?
Lots of questions.
Wolf
AI is here, time to obey our robot overlords!
Took 14 hours for transplant everything. Hopefully, the doctors and nurses weren't jerking around.
As long it the same color race attached you, I'm fine. Be kinda messed up if you find another color attached to you.
HecticArt
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We can't have anything nice.........Took 14 hours for transplant everything. Hopefully, the doctors and nurses weren't jerking around.
As long it the same color race attached you, I'm fine. Be kinda messed up if you find another color attached to you.
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
You're confusing sexual function with reproduction. You can have sex and still be shooting blanks.
Wolf
AI is here, time to obey our robot overlords!
On my local news, they are showing a flower that only blooms every 10 years call the Corpse Flower down in Tucson. The reason why call the corpse flower, because it produces a nasty smell like a dead corpse.
WATCH: Rare corpse flower blooming at Tucson Botanical Gardens
WATCH: Rare corpse flower blooming at Tucson Botanical Gardens
memebag
Top Brass, ADVP
Makeup.
You don't need balls for "full sexual function", just testosterone. You can get that at the drug store.
memebag
Top Brass, ADVP
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
Last night I got this bizarre result when I went online to check the local sports scores.
Turns out, the Sox were playing the Blue Jays, at the same time the Bruins were playing the Maple Leafs.
Turns out, the Sox were playing the Blue Jays, at the same time the Bruins were playing the Maple Leafs.
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
I hate both.
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scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
Cool.
JHDK
Release Robin's Bra
scotchandcigar
All I wanted was some steak
Over 2 years ago, someone erroneously texted me a picture of a couple of guys sitting on an airplane. I texted back "Wrong number?", and he replied "Sorry." And that was it. But I always thought the picture was so oddly funny in a random way, I never deleted it from my phone.
Well today, it just occurred to me to reverse-lookup the phone number. And sure enough, I found the name of the guy who owns this exact phone number, and he lives in Biloxi, MS. He even goes by his somewhat uncommon middle name as a nickname. So then I found him on Facebook.
He's a registered nurse, he's gay, and he rescues dogs. He was flying back from Phoenix when he took the picture that he texted me.
That's about it. I don't know what else to do with this information, but it kept me entertained for a while.
Well today, it just occurred to me to reverse-lookup the phone number. And sure enough, I found the name of the guy who owns this exact phone number, and he lives in Biloxi, MS. He even goes by his somewhat uncommon middle name as a nickname. So then I found him on Facebook.
He's a registered nurse, he's gay, and he rescues dogs. He was flying back from Phoenix when he took the picture that he texted me.
That's about it. I don't know what else to do with this information, but it kept me entertained for a while.