The Random Post Thread

[JHDK]

These guys are great!

Bare-bottomed Americans arrested over Thai temple photo | Daily Mail Online

Going to world landmarks and taking pics of your asses hanging out is super funny.

That said, these guys gotta watch out in these random countries. Luckily they only got a couple hundred bucks worth of fines but I would not have been surprised if headline read they received 10 years in jail or a stoning. God knows what crazy decency laws these rando nations have. I'm pretty sure in Thailand it's totally cool to bang a 13 year old but you get 100,000,000,000 year sentence for jaywalking.

 

[scotchandcigar]

These guys are great!

Bare-bottomed Americans arrested over Thai temple photo | Daily Mail Online

Going to world landmarks and taking pics of your asses hanging out is super funny.

That said, these guys gotta watch out in these random countries. Luckily they only got a couple hundred bucks worth of fines but I would not have been surprised if headline read they received 10 years in jail or a stoning. God knows what crazy decency laws these rando nations have. I'm pretty sure in Thailand it's totally cool to bang a 13 year old but you get 100,000,000,000 year sentence for jaywalking.

If they get into trouble, Trump will bail them out.

 

[JHDK]

If they get into trouble, Trump will bail them out.

They (and their dads) better remember to thank him.

 

[semipenguin]

I’d like to see Trump give them both a motorboat

 

[Wolf]

I’d like to see Trump give them both a motorboat

I don't want to picture that.

 

[JHDK]

 

[JHDK]

When eating peanuts, it's always a nice little treat to get 3 peanuts in one shell.

 

[semipenguin]

 

[memebag]

When eating peanuts, it's always a nice little treat to get 3 peanuts in one shell.

That's the death nut.

 

[HecticArt]

That's the death nut.

Not to be confused with the 3rd testicle.

 

[JHDK]

 

[semipenguin]

 

[Wolf]

 

[HecticArt]

If it looks like that, seek medical help.

 

[semipenguin]

 

[HecticArt]

I've gotten my own coffee and soda refills before, but taking it to the griddle would be awesome.

 

[Wolf]

This can go all over the place.



Basically, it was wrong for the preacher telling parents and kids there no such thing as Santa. Dealing with the religion saying lying is a sin. Parents with kids, you do want to keep there trust. But lying them for years, there no such thing as an example Santa, Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny.

 

[scotchandcigar]

This can go all over the place.



Basically, it was wrong for the preacher telling parents and kids there no such thing as Santa. Dealing with the religion saying lying is a sin. Parents with kids, you do want to keep there trust. But lying them for years, there no such thing as an example Santa, Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny.

What a f'in a-hole. "Don't believe that made-up story, believe this made-up story". As if we needed more proof that religious people are bad.

 

[JHDK]

Yea, screw that guy so hard. Santa is the best and it's the ultimate dick move to go around announcing he's fake to little kids. Then the parents have to explain to the kids that the guy yelling is just some wacko and that's no fun for anyone. You can be perfectly pious and still enjoy the story of Santa coming down the chimney to give gifts. Or you can not be religious at all and still get a kick out of the Santa story. Either way, who cares. It's a fun story for kids and no one grows up thinking their life was so awful because they once believed in Santa. Fracking fuddy-duddy.

 

[semipenguin]