The Human Centipede

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Well yesterday, I was at a local used DVD store and found The Human Centipede on DVD for a few bucks. So I decided to buy it and watched it last night. It wasn't bad as I thought, but still it was one of the worst movies, I have ever seen next to District 9. Where in the hell do they think of this stuff.
 

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ok so this movie has been getting lots of hype due to the whole ass to mouth thing. i thought id check it out. not bad. not a great horror movie, but worth the watch. the cool part is there is not that much gore. most of it is implied, which to me, makes it even better.

the main character, the doctor is really good. you totally get lost in his role.

i hear the director is working on the second movie. hes gonna have like a 12 person centipede. crazy.

good intendant film. check it out.

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I agree, the doctor was really good! Not a hack and slash/particularly gory movie, but it is bizarre. I don't think we made it to the end of the movie, but I think that was because we had other things going on at the time.

Not bad, if you like "bizarre".

:p

PS: I liked District 9! :)
 
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I agree, the doctor was really good! Not a hack and slash/particularly gory movie, but it is bizarre. I don't think we made it to the end of the movie, but I think that was because we had other things going on at the time.

Not bad, if you like "bizarre".

:p

PS: I liked District 9! :)

Oh man, the doctor was good, really crazy and bizarre! The ending of the movie would be like any other horror movie. But for District 9, don't get me started! :rolleyes:
 

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Well yesterday, I was at a local used DVD store and found The Human Centipede on DVD for a few bucks. So I decided to buy it and watched it last night. It wasn't bad as I thought, but still it was one of the worst movies, I have ever seen next to District 9. Where in the hell do they think of this stuff.

there are so many things wrong with that post man. first off i love centipede in a joke type of way but d9 i thought was truly awesome! i thought it should have won the oscar for that year. it was such a new concept, who would think aliens would land in joberg and not ny or paris or whatever?

human centipede 2 is supposed to be all gore. i cant wait to watch it. its on demand now but i dont have that. sadly u cant buy it on dvd yet.
 

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there are so many things wrong with that post man. first off i love centipede in a joke type of way but d9 i thought was truly awesome! i thought it should have won the oscar for that year. it was such a new concept, who would think aliens would land in joberg and not ny or paris or whatever?

human centipede 2 is supposed to be all gore. i cant wait to watch it. its on demand now but i dont have that. sadly u cant buy it on dvd yet.

post man in what movie? Some people like District 9, me personally I wasn't a fan! I'll watch HC2 one of these days, whenever I find it on dvd.
 

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Look what I found Check out the first image from 'Human Centipede 3' | Inside Movies | EW.com, I bet Koop will watch it.

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Six had previously promised — or threatened — that the third installment in the series would feature a 500-person human centipede — and the director confirms that to be the case. So how exactly does one go about filming such a sight? “By having a lot of brave American extras and doing it the megalomanic way like they did in Spartacus,” Six says. “F— CGI-created things.”
 
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the most important news of 2015 just broke!!!

'Human Centipede Part 3': Exclusive release date and synopsis details | EW.com

heres the rundown of the plot:

Bully prison warden Bill Boss (Dieter Laser), leading a big state prison in the US of A, has a lot of problems; his prison statistically has the highest amount of prison riots, medical costs and staff turnover in the country. But foremost he is unable to get the respect he thinks he deserves from his inmates and the state Governor (Eric Roberts). He constantly fails in experimenting with different ideas for the ideal punishment to get the inmates in line, which drives him, together with the sizzling heat, completely insane. Under threats of termination by the Governor, his loyal right hand man Dwight (Laurence R Harvey) comes up with a brilliant idea. A revolutionary idea which could change the American prison system for good and save billions of dollars. An idea based on the notorious Human Centipede movies, that will literally and figuratively get the inmates on their knees, creating the ultimate punishment and deterrent for anyone considering a life of crime. Having nothing to lose, Bill and Dwight create a jaw-dropping 500-person prison centipede.

may 22 and a 500 person centipede!!! hahaha. i cant wait.

so its this:
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just with an extra 497 people!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
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Oh geez, I haven't seen the second one yet and now 500 people?

the first one is 100% a comedy. i laughed pretty much throughout. the second one is funny because of just how crazy it is but there is WAY more gore. some parts are a bit tough to watch. im hoping this third one will be more humorous in a sick way like the first.
 

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What about my deposit at the local bank?

I hope they screen for sperm with bad grammar and punctuation. They're the ones swimming in circles.

I don't think we need to worry about that.....

The irony is, you're the one who SHOULD procreate, and yet you won't. Koopman is going to find some Phish groupie with a thing for Dutch men and they're going to squeeze out five or six Koop Juniors. We have to maintain balance in the gene pool. This is how the dinosaurs died out! Or it may have been a completely unavoidable cataclysmic meteor impact. Either way, we can't take that chance.
 

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I hope they screen for sperm with bad grammar and punctuation. They're the ones swimming in circles.



The irony is, you're the one who SHOULD procreate, and yet you won't. Koopman is going to find some Phish groupie with a thing for Dutch men and they're going to squeeze out five or six Koop Juniors. We have to maintain balance in the gene pool. This is how the dinosaurs died out! Or it may have been a completely unavoidable cataclysmic meteor impact. Either way, we can't take that chance.
Maybe I've seen the future, and have the clarity to know that it's time to allow the human race to reboot itself.

It's OK to thank me.
hahah i fully plan to live up to the idiocracy family tree:

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Boy? You sure your family tree ain't really a "family vine?"



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