The Good News Thread

[HecticArt]

Usually the phrasing is "It's OUR 10th wedding anniversary. But congrats anyways.

And that's why you're with your first wife.

 

[memebag]

Usually the phrasing is "It's OUR 10th wedding anniversary. But congrats anyways.

I am part of us, so both are correct.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

I am part of us, so both are correct.

It has been my experience that one can be correct and still completely wrong when it comes to one's wifes position.

 

[HecticArt]

Funny how that works, eh?

 

[Wolf]

Originally this was a sad story, a couple of the valley news stations tweeted it out. The Phoenix Suns and Phoenix Rising invited him to the games and Teddy confirmed he will coming to the Rising game.

 

[HecticArt]

Is he the stinky kid, or the biter?

 

[scotchandcigar]

Originally this was a sad story, a couple of the valley news stations tweeted it out. The Phoenix Suns and Phoenix Rising invited him to the games and Teddy confirmed he will coming to the Rising game.

I agree with many of the twitter comments, that this whole story makes no sense.

 

[Wolf]

I agree with many of the twitter comments, that this whole story makes no sense.

I read some of the comments earlier. Yea it does sound kinda fishy, why would the parents put that on social media to get there 15 minutes of fame.

But seriously what the Suns and Rising FC is doing for the kid is great. Then again it is a marketing stunt.

Either way, I'll be at the Rising game this Friday anyway.

 

[semipenguin]

Jackpot! Furloughed worker's wife wins $100,000 and SUV in lottery

 

[scotchandcigar]

Jackpot! Furloughed worker's wife wins $100,000 and SUV in lottery

So now it's only 799,999 workers who are SOL.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Great news! It'll all be over soon.
Insect numbers in precipitous decline could have 'catastrophic' consequences, warns study - CNN

 

[Aaron]

Great news! It'll all be over soon.
Insect numbers in precipitous decline could have 'catastrophic' consequences, warns study - CNN

I could think of a few species I wouldn't miss.

 

[semipenguin]

I could think of a few species I wouldn't miss.

Mosquitoes.

Most every other insect doesn't bother me.

 

[semipenguin]

The end of humanity

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Every sperm is sacred.


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[scotchandcigar]

He spent 39 years in prison for a double murder he didn't commit. Now, he's getting $21 million - CNN

 

[HecticArt]

That's a shitty retirement plan.

 

[scotchandcigar]

A lot of shitty things happen to people in this world, but I can't imagine resigning oneself to spending 4 decades in prison for doing nothing.

 

[HecticArt]

I hear that they don't just let you walk out because you said that you didn't do it.....

 

[scotchandcigar]

I hear that they don't just let you walk out because you said that you didn't do it.....

Maybe they should, it would certainly lower taxpayer burden. Besides, what could go wrong?