The Dumb Dodo Thread

Channel98

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Kids – don't try this at home! This is from the National Capital Poison Center:

"Although the polymers used to manufacture water beads are non-toxic, the beads can absorb fluid and expand in the intestinal tract after they are swallowed, and this can cause serious and sometimes life-threatening intestinal blockage. At least one death has occurred after water bead ingestion by a child. In that case, a 6-month-old boy suffered a bowel blockage after swallowing a single superabsorbent polymer bead given to him by a neighbor. The infant underwent surgery to fix the intestinal obstruction but later developed an infection and died."

 

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This explains what Orbeez are:


And this explains how a schmuck in a bathtub full of Orbeez became a dumb dodo – and a destructive dodo:


What a total dumbass! I seen enough YouTubers doing orbeez videos and of coarse never disclose what they do with them?

This one doucheturd does this. Good luck, trying to pay that bill off and possibly won't get the security deposit back.
 

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It was the second time that the same teacher was attacked by a student, according to the Reddit user. He was apparently punched in the face two months earlier after taking away another student’s phone for using it to cheat.

If I were a teacher, I'd simply say, "If I see you touch your cell phone during this test, automatic zero. Begin."
 
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These two boys remind me of the characters played by Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in the 1994 movie Dumb & Dumber. But Carrey and Daniels were only acting. These schmucks are dumb for real.

 
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She told Hawaii Police she had been following her GPS directions without realizing it was leading her down a boat ramp.

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