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The Dumb Dodo Thread
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Dumb: Stealing a police car. Dumber: Leading police on a high-speed chase. Dumbest: Jumping out of the car while it's in motion.
news.yahoo.com
Man dies after stealing police car, leading officers on chase
A high-speed chase came to a dramatic end when the suspect jumped out of the patrol vehicle.
Wow, that was pretty gruesome. Almost worth the 1-minute long ad I had to endure.Dumb: Stealing a police car. Dumber: Leading police on a high-speed chase. Dumbest: Jumping out of the car while it's in motion.
Man dies after stealing police car, leading officers on chase
A high-speed chase came to a dramatic end when the suspect jumped out of the patrol vehicle.
Awwww. They stopped the video just as his ass hit the pavement, and cut the best part out.
Was that Musk driving Twitter on auto-pilot?
Was that Musk driving Twitter on auto-pilot?
The above dumb dodo stole a police car. This dumb dodo stole an ambulance:
apnews.com
NY patient's ambulance joyride ends when police spike tires
Police say a patient stole the ambulance that had taken him to a New York City hospital and took it on a 25-mile (40-kilometer) joyride. The incident unfolded early Thursday after a 47-year-old man was taken to Mount Sinai Morningside Hospital in Manhattan for observation. The ambulance he had...
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BOTTOMS UP!
www.express.co.uk
Drunk man left in agony after getting a glass stuck in his rectum
A man wedged a drinking glass into his rectum causing him severe pain and resulting in it being surgically removed.
www.express.co.uk
Another dumb dead dodo. Actually, he was more than just dumb – he was stupid.
www.cleveland.com
TikTok ‘Benadryl challenge’ blamed for death of 13-year-old Ohio boy
The parents of Jacob Stevens say he died after nearly a week on a ventilator after consuming 12 to 14 pills of Benadryl in an attempt to induce hallucinations.
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Only a dimbulb would pretend to be a solar panel.
www.huffpost.com
Burglary Suspect’s Solar Panel Plan To Flee Cops Is Not The Brightest
Police in London issued some "friendly advice" after arresting the man.
The video with the robber getting clocked with the bat was OK, but the clerk doesn't know how to open someone up with a bat.
He shoulda gone to public school.
He shoulda gone to public school.
Unlike these two 16-year-old punks who beat their teacher to death with a bat.
2 Teens Beat Their High School Spanish Teacher To Death Over Bad Grade
Willard Miller and Jeremy Goodale pleaded guilty to the first-degree murder of Nohema Graber in 2021. They were 16 at the time.
Thirty-eight years old, sucks his thumb and lives with his grandmother. It could be worse. He could be sucking his grandmother's thumb.
This explains what Orbeez are:
alldayparenting.com
And this explains how a schmuck in a bathtub full of Orbeez became a dumb dodo – and a destructive dodo:
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What Are Orbeez Balls Made Of And Why Your Kids Want Them
Orbeez are water beads that are made up of super-absorbent polymer (SAP) that can absorb and retain an incredibly large amount of liquid.
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And this explains how a schmuck in a bathtub full of Orbeez became a dumb dodo – and a destructive dodo:
Man Destroys Plumbing in Entire Apartment Building After Filling His Tub With Orbeez For Online Challenge
What. Was. He. Thinking?!
That sounds like something that would be very bad if you swallowed them.This explains what Orbeez are:
What Are Orbeez Balls Made Of And Why Your Kids Want Them
Orbeez are water beads that are made up of super-absorbent polymer (SAP) that can absorb and retain an incredibly large amount of liquid.
And this explains how a schmuck in a bathtub full of Orbeez became a dumb dodo – and a destructive dodo:
Man Destroys Plumbing in Entire Apartment Building After Filling His Tub With Orbeez For Online Challenge
What. Was. He. Thinking?!