The Dumb Dodo Thread

[Channel98]

Dumb: believing The Big Lie that Trump won the 2020 Presidential election. Dumber: obeying Trump's command to march to the Capitol and "fight like hell." Dumbest: believing he wouldn't get caught.

'I'm Invincible': FBI Arrests Capitol Rioter Who Was 'Not Too Worried' He'd Be Charged

Landon Mitchell told a Facebook friend he thought the FBI wouldn't get him because he “was masked up the whole time."

www.huffpost.com

 

[semipenguin]

 

[JHDK]

FB/Instagram is so dumb, but this is a really cool/funny idea by the museums:

Vienna museums join ONLYFANS to display nude artworks

Vienna Tourist Board has launched an OnlyFans page to display the nude artworks featured in the Leopold Museum, Kunsthistorisches Museum Vienna and Natural History Museum Vienna.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[scotchandcigar]

Ohio mixes up Wright Brothers' commemorative license plate | CNN

The Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles was forced to announce a new license plate to commemorate the Wright Brothers twice on Thursday after getting the design mixed up.

www.cnn.com

 

[HecticArt]

I was going to post that!

The funny thing is, besides that fact that the state farked up, is that it looks better backwards.
I'm sure the graphic designer was too lazy to do just a little research, but I don't know how nobody else noticed.

 

[scotchandcigar]

The best and the brightest

Unruly passengers face nearly $162,000 in new fines, FAA says | CNN

The Federal Aviation Administration announced fines for eight passengers on Monday totaling $161,823, the third highest set of fines since the agency announced a zero-tolerance policy for unruly on-board behavior earlier this year.

www.cnn.com

 

[HecticArt]

Zero tolerance and a minimum of 30 days in jail.

 

[sadchild]

The steepest fine -- $40,823 -- is for a passenger who the FAA says illegally brought their own alcohol on board an April Southwest Airlines flight. The FAA says when a flight attendant told the passenger to stop drinking "the passenger then sexually assaulted the flight attendant." The agency alleges the passenger then went to the plane's lavatory to smoke cannabis.

Wow......

 

[HecticArt]

Add 6 months in jail for that one.

 

[JHDK]

Tourist is savaged by a 12ft crocodile after mistaking the predator for a plastic model and climbing into its pool for selfies in amusement park in the Philippines

Tourist is savaged by a 12ft crocodile in the Philippines

Nehemias Chipada, 68, spotted the crocodile while he was visiting an amusement park to celebrate his birthday with his family in Misamis Oriental province on November 10.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[scotchandcigar]

Tourist is savaged by a 12ft crocodile after mistaking the predator for a plastic model and climbing into its pool for selfies in amusement park in the Philippines

Tourist is savaged by a 12ft crocodile in the Philippines

Nehemias Chipada, 68, spotted the crocodile while he was visiting an amusement park to celebrate his birthday with his family in Misamis Oriental province on November 10.

www.dailymail.co.uk

I can't tell you how many times that's almost happened to me.

 

[scotchandcigar]

The steepest fine -- $40,823 -- is for a passenger who the FAA says illegally brought their own alcohol on board an April Southwest Airlines flight. The FAA says when a flight attendant told the passenger to stop drinking "the passenger then sexually assaulted the flight attendant." The agency alleges the passenger then went to the plane's lavatory to smoke cannabis.

Wow......

Sounds like we may have the next candidate for the fake Trump medal of honor video.

 

[Channel98]

Deeks played Judas in a touring production of Jesus Christ Superstar. How appropriate. By obeying Trump's command to march to the Capitol and ''fight like hell," he became a traitor to our nation.

Broadway Star Arrested For Role In Capitol Riot

James D. Beeks, 49, stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6 as an "affiliate of the Oath Keepers," investigators said.

www.huffpost.com

 

[Channel98]

Here is today's entry for the "It Serves Him Right" contest:

Man Dies After Trying To Run His Girlfriend's Car Off The Road | 700WLW

The man's girlfriend was not hurt.

700wlw.iheart.com

 

[scotchandcigar]

Here is today's entry for the "It Serves Him Right" contest:

Man Dies After Trying To Run His Girlfriend's Car Off The Road | 700WLW

The man's girlfriend was not hurt.

700wlw.iheart.com

Haha, nice sentence:

Authorities have said why the man was trying to run his girlfriend off the road.

Well, ok; aren't you going to tell us then?

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Haha, nice sentence:

Authorities have said why the man was trying to run his girlfriend off the road.

Well, ok; aren't you going to tell us then?

I suspect somebody forgot their not.

 

[scotchandcigar]

I suspect somebody forgot their not.

They must've been out the day that was covered in Journalism for Dummies 101.

 

[HecticArt]

 

[JHDK]

I suspect somebody forgot their not.

 

[Wolf]

Woman runs onto Phoenix tarmac to stop plane she missed