The Dumb Dodo Thread

[Channel98]

Dumb: Taking part in the January 6 Capitol riot. Dumber: Insisting she "did nothing wrong." Dumbest: Asking Donald Trump to pardon her, which he couldn't have done because he was no longer the President.

Real estate agent who asked Trump for a pardon pleads guilty in Capitol riot

A Texas real estate agent who went viral after asking former President Donald Trump to pardon her for storming the Capitol pleaded guilty Thursday to a misdemeanor for her role in the riot.

www.cnn.com

 

[Aaron]

The FDA Is Begging You Not to Take Horse Dewormer for Covid-19

Ivermectin, a livestock medication, is causing a spike in poison control calls in Mississippi as people take it to treat or prevent Covid-19

www.rollingstone.com

Wow.

I feel like a certain network is trying to kill its own viewers.

 

[scotchandcigar]

The FDA Is Begging You Not to Take Horse Dewormer for Covid-19

Ivermectin, a livestock medication, is causing a spike in poison control calls in Mississippi as people take it to treat or prevent Covid-19

www.rollingstone.com

Wow.

I feel like a certain network is trying to kill its own viewers.

That was the last straw with a coworker I used to walk with at lunchtime. He was always a conspiracy nut, but he went off the rails with Covid bullshit. He said that the whole world has been using Ivermectin to treat Covid since the beginning, but the CDC and doctors and big pharma have conspired to push the vaccine instead. That's when I decided I had had enough of the guy.

 

[HecticArt]

It's amazing how stupid has become so contagious.

 

[sadchild]

Ivermectin

It's stupid to think this is a good option. But it's still one step above disinfectant and putting a UV light 'inside the body'.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Joe Rogan, controversial podcast host, says he tested positive for Covid-19

Joe Rogan, one of the world's highest paid and most influential podcast hosts, announced Wednesday he has tested positive for Covid-19 and said he'd embarked on a fringe treatment regime.

www.cnn.com

 

[HecticArt]

They all learn too late.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

embarked on fringe treatment? That may be what kills him. But he won't get worms.

 

[Channel98]

Mister Hectic's comment, "They all learn too late," inspired me to write this lovely, beautiful, heartwarming parody of a Carole King song:

Stayed in bed all mornin', what a waste of time
There's somethin' wrong here, there can be no denyin'
I wound up with COVID and now I know I'm dyin'
And it's too late, baby, now it's too late
For me to get the vaccine
I want to hide until I've died
Being anti-vax is obscene

It used to be so easy, you were all I could ask
But I didn't get a shot and I didn't wear a mask
Now you look so unhappy and I feel like an ass
And it's too late, baby, now it's too late
I know I'm not gonna make it
I want to hide until I've died
I know it's hard for you to take it

Oh, no no no no
It's too late, baby
It's too late now, darling
It's too late

 

[Channel98]

A dumb dodo in the Indiana University athletic department ca'nt spel verry welll.

'Indinia' football? IU jersey misspelled ahead of Saturday's Iowa game

In a tweet posted, and since deleted, by IU's official athletics account, the jersey of freshman running back David Holloman read, "Indinia."

www.indystar.com

 

[HecticArt]

The more I looked at it, the less I was able to spell Indiana correctly in my head.
I can't even pronounce that spelling either.

 

[JHDK]

MSN

Perfectly logical way to delay a flight so she could board.

 

[sadchild]

And she's not the first. I've heard this one a couple times! Idiots to the extreme

 

[JHDK]

This is fun to watch but still belongs in this thread.

 

[JHDK]

Can't wait until he decides to crowd surf at some show and gets them all ripped out:



There was some rapper named lil uzi I think who implanted a diamond in his forehead and that's exactly what happened to him.

Lil Uzi Vert says fans ripped $24 million diamond out of his forehead | CNN

This story might make you wince for several reasons.

www.cnn.com

 

[sadchild]

Lil Uzi Vert should shorten his name to

Lil Uzi Vert

 

[HecticArt]

Toopid

 

[scotchandcigar]

To be clear, "Tom" is the dumb dodo

A Texas couple wore face masks at a restaurant to protect their immunocompromised infant. The owner asked them to leave | CNN

A Texas couple landed themselves a much needed night out with some friends but it was cut short after the restaurant they were dining at kicked them out for wearing face masks, which they say was in an effort to protect their immunocompromised 4-month-old son.

www.cnn.com

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

To be clear, "Tom" is the dumb dodo

A Texas couple wore face masks at a restaurant to protect their immunocompromised infant. The owner asked them to leave | CNN

A Texas couple landed themselves a much needed night out with some friends but it was cut short after the restaurant they were dining at kicked them out for wearing face masks, which they say was in an effort to protect their immunocompromised 4-month-old son.

www.cnn.com

They were idiots for paying for their food. Let Tom pay for it.

 

[Channel98]

The employee was not identified. Al Jolson died in 1950 so I know it wasn't him.

A school employee in Oregon has been placed on leave after showing up to work in blackface, officials say

A school board in Oregon is holding a special meeting just days after a school employee was placed on administrative leave after going to work in blackface, officials said.

www.cnn.com