The Dumb Dodo Thread

Channel98 said:
This wasn't one of those Jeopardy! parodies hosted by Will Ferrell. This was the real program!

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'Jeopardy' contestant hits new record for lowest score ever as LeVar Burton makes his debut

LeVar Burton's 'Jeopardy' hosting debut was certainly memorable as a contestant broke the record for lowest score.
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Haha, I saw the episode and joked that it was a record low score! He bet the allowed $2,000 on a daily double (even though he had no money), got it wrong, then kept picking $2,000 questions in the hope of getting back to positive. Then he stood silent for an uncomfortable amount of time.
 
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Channel98 said:
"Memo to self: From now on, keep a can of Raid in the car."

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Woman sets herself on fire after finding bed bugs inside car, torching it

A Michigan woman was so upset to find bed bugs in her car that she tried to burn it — and ended up setting herself on fire, authorities said Thursday. The 31-year-old told officers that she had a panic attack when she saw the…
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To be fair if bedbugs are in your car they are also probably on you. The only logical solution is to set yourself aflame to get rid of them.
 
Bullington told a KMOV-Channel 4 reporter, "I thought The Onion was a legitimate news site. I swear! They even call it 'America's finest news source.'"

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A police sergeant said it was "the one-week anniversary" of their brother's death. An "anniversary" is "the annual recurrence of a date marking a notable event." I don't care how the word is now misused – it is not possible to have a "one-week anniversary" or a "six-month anniversary" or any kind of anniversary other than annual.

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Two North Carolina men were killed by a train while mourning their brother killed in the same spot

Two men were mourning the loss of their brother, who had been struck by a light-rail train, when they were also struck and killed by a train in North Carolina.
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Channel98 said:
A police sergeant said it was "the one-week anniversary" of their brother's death. An "anniversary" is "the annual recurrence of a date marking a notable event." I don't care how the word is now misused – it is not possible to have a "one-week anniversary" or a "six-month anniversary" or any kind of anniversary other than annual.

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Two North Carolina men were killed by a train while mourning their brother killed in the same spot

Two men were mourning the loss of their brother, who had been struck by a light-rail train, when they were also struck and killed by a train in North Carolina.
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Isn't it ironic.
 
That reminds me. Many years ago I heard about a man who ran over himself. Yes, his wife didn't have time to go to the market so he ran over himself.

Here is a dumb dodo who believed The Big Lie that Trump won the 2020 election but it was "stolen" from him. Then he heeded Trump's order to march to the Capitol and "fight like hell." Then he bragged to his co-workers that he "had a great time" and it was "the best day" of his life. Maybe he'll have a "great time" in prison.

A New Jersey man is facing charges after his UPS coworkers told the FBI he 'gloated' and showed them videos of his time at the Capitol riot

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A New Jersey man is facing charges after his UPS coworkers told the FBI he 'gloated' and showed them videos of his time at the Capitol riot

Donald Smith's coworkers told the FBI he bragged about entering House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's office one day after the January 6 Capitol riot.
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Channel98 said:
A police sergeant said it was "the one-week anniversary" of their brother's death. An "anniversary" is "the annual recurrence of a date marking a notable event." I don't care how the word is now misused – it is not possible to have a "one-week anniversary" or a "six-month anniversary" or any kind of anniversary other than annual.

www.cnn.com

Two North Carolina men were killed by a train while mourning their brother killed in the same spot

Two men were mourning the loss of their brother, who had been struck by a light-rail train, when they were also struck and killed by a train in North Carolina.
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Did the universe kill them for misusing the term anniversary?
 
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