The Dumb Dodo Thread
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IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
It's not on Spotify. It's not on YouTube. It's only on DRC. Here is Ted Nugent's latest song, COVID Fever.
Well, I don't know where it came from
But it surely did come
I thought it wouldn't come for me
But now I've got it and I've got it good
At least the vaccine is free
COVID fever
I just now got it
I'm 72 years old
I must have got it from some guy from China
I went to the doctor and he said there's no cure
I gotta deal with it for several weeks more
I got COVID fever
COVID fever
I hope it's nothin' dangerous and I'll feel no pain
I thought it was a hoax, I must have been insane
It makes a grown man – me – cry
I need to go to bed
And hope I don't wake up dead
COVID fever
COVID fever
COVID fever
Well, I don't know where it came from
But it surely did come
I thought it wouldn't come for me
But now I've got it and I've got it good
At least the vaccine is free
COVID fever
I just now got it
I'm 72 years old
I must have got it from some guy from China
I went to the doctor and he said there's no cure
I gotta deal with it for several weeks more
I got COVID fever
COVID fever
I hope it's nothin' dangerous and I'll feel no pain
I thought it was a hoax, I must have been insane
It makes a grown man – me – cry
I need to go to bed
And hope I don't wake up dead
COVID fever
COVID fever
COVID fever
Calling this "dumb" is putting it very mildly.
news.yahoo.com
Maryland woman sets house on fire with person inside, watches from chair on front lawn, officials say
A Maryland woman sat in a chair on her front lawn and watched her house burn down last week after setting it on fire while a person was still inside, officials said.
Cases of unruly airline passengers are soaring, and so are fines
Four people are facing nearly $70,000 in civil fines for clashing with airline crews over mask requirements and other safety instructions on recent flights, part of what the Federal Aviation Administration called a “disturbing increase” in the number of unruly passengers who have returned to the...
www.boston.com
One of the passengers, a woman who was traveling from the Dominican Republic on a JetBlue flight bound for New York on Feb. 7, refused to comply with instructions to wear a mask aboard the plane, hurled an empty liquor bottle that almost hit another passenger, threw food and shouted obscenities at flight attendants, according to the FAA.
The woman grabbed the arm of a flight attendant and hurt her arm, and she struck the arm of another flight attendant twice and scratched that crew member’s hand, causing the flight to return to the Dominican Republic, the FAA said last week. It recommended a fine of $32,750 for the woman.
They are charging a Jet Blue passenger a fine...... Do they think they will actually be able to collect it?
Because of a four-year-old video, Caleb Kennedy has become an American idle. (Cute? I made that up.)
www.nbcnews.com
'American Idol' finalist Caleb Kennedy exits show after controversial video
In the clip, he is sitting next to and filming someone wearing what appears to be a Ku Klux Klan hood.
www.nbcnews.com
Have we talked yet about the lady putting gasoline in grocery bags?
At least she double-bagged.
I weep for the future.
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
Here's a new angle on a story we hear somewhat often:
www.huffpost.com
Usually we see people in various media fired for comparing things to Hitler or Nazis, not straight up pro-Hitler statements.
CNN Freelancer Axed After Multiple Pro-Hitler Tweets
Raja, who contributed to dozens of stories for the news network, struck a defiant tone after losing his gig.
Usually we see people in various media fired for comparing things to Hitler or Nazis, not straight up pro-Hitler statements.
Listening to the Stern show dated 4/18/2002 and they're playing a radio bumper by Ted Nugent. It opens like this:
"Well, basically I'm just a stupid old white guitar player from the swamps of Detroit, my name is Ted Nugent...."
Nailed it.
This was a very bizarre way for this man to become extinct.
www.theguardian.com
Missing man found dead inside Spanish dinosaur statue
Police say it’s likely the 39-year-old got stuck trying to retrieve his mobile phone after dropping it
www.theguardian.com
That is an odd way to go. But I wonder how long he was in there, and what actually caused his demise.This was a very bizarre way for this man to become extinct.
Missing man found dead inside Spanish dinosaur statue
Police say it’s likely the 39-year-old got stuck trying to retrieve his mobile phone after dropping it
This woman didn't really know what she was doing. She had been unable to get her second dose of the Dumb Dodo vaccine.
www.aol.com
Report: Woman drove through vaccination tent to protest - AOL
A Tennessee woman accused of driving through a COVID-19 vaccine distribution tent as a form of protest has been charged with seven counts of felony reckless endangerment, according to a police report. Virginia Christine Lewis Brown, 36, was arrested after a Blount County deputy witnessed her...
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Dumb dodo daredevil doomed by derring-do, now deceased.
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Daredevil dies attempting world record motorcycle jump - AOL
Alex Harvill died Thursday during a warm-up run for a 351-foot jump at the Moses Lake Airshow in Washington state.
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