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scotchandcigar
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An Oregon police department is asking residents to stop calling 911 because they've run out of toilet paper
As police across the US brace for continued emergency calls in the wake of the coronavirus outbreak, the Newport police department is asking residents to stop calling the police because they ran out of toilet paper.
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scotchandcigar
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I'm no economist, but I do know math, and this seems pretty dumb
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Oil prices could fall below zero: Analyst
West Texas Intermediate crude oil, the U.S. benchmark, fell by more than 10 percent Wednesday to a low of $24.21 a barrel, a level last seen in April 2002.
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scotchandcigar
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Yeah, but I didn't want to risk pointing that out. I can't wait to fillup at the local gas station, and have the proprietor come running out and hand me a fiver.Faux News????
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GameStop closes all stores
GameStop will close all of its storefronts starting Sunday following outcry from employees and calls from lawmakers to stay at home as coronavirus spreads in the United States.
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As the coronavirus pandemic continues to spread, people throughout the world are buying all the toilet paper they can find. They fear a shortage. By buying all the toilet paper, they've created a shortage. And if you can't find any toilet paper to buy, find some to steal.
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Police in North Carolina stopped a truck with 18,000 pounds of stolen toilet paper
Photos provided by the sheriff's department show dozens of boxes filled with thousands of stolen rolls.
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Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick: 'I'm all in' on risking my health to lift social distancing guidelines for economic boost
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick said Monday night that he's "not living in fear" of the novel coronavirus pandemic and is "all in" on lifting social distancing guidelines recommended by public health experts in order to help the economy.
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What is it about Walmart stores that attracts so many crazy people? And amid the coronavirus pandemic, business closures and "stay at home" orders, some of them are acting crazier than usual.
Man accused of licking deodorants in a Missouri Walmart charged with making a terrorist threat
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Man accused of licking deodorants in a Missouri Walmart charged with making a terrorist threat
A man accused of licking deodorants in a Missouri Walmart charged with making a terrorist threat
A man accused of licking items in a Walmart store during the coronavirus outbreak has been charged with making a terror threat.
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Nunes again questions need for social distancing as experts warn coronavirus worst is yet to come
California Rep. Devin Nunes on Tuesday complained that his state's decision to close schools is "way overkill" and unnecessarily harms the economy despite experts' urgent calls to maintain social distancing to save lives during the coronavirus pandemic.
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It's safe to say this guy is "loco".
'I just went for it': Coronavirus conspiracy theory leads engineer to crash train near hospital ship
On Tuesday afternoon, California Highway Patrol officer Dillon Eckerfield was rumbling down Harbor Avenue on his police motorcycle, in San Pedro, California, when he witnessed a strange sight: a freight train flying off the end of the tracks. It didn’t even try to slow down. He watched it smash...
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A mayor ordered police to crack down on social gatherings. They found his wife at a bar | CNN
The mayor of Alton, Illinois, said he was embarrassed by the incident and that his wife had displayed a “stunning lack of judgement.”
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Ammon Bundy vows to defy stay-at-home orders for Easter gathering
Ammon Bundy, the rancher who led an armed occupation of a federal wildlife refuge in Oregon, said he plans on holding an Easter gathering despite stay-at-home orders implemented during the coronavirus pandemic.
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