The Dumb Dodo Thread

semipenguin

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JHDK

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Sounds like you're offering to eat some Carolina Reapers. You should get that on video.

The 1 publicly available pic of me that you all know about is bad enough. It took long enough to convince everyone here that I am truly embarrassed by it and I really do appreciate everyone not posting it anymore. If I taped myself eating one of those things I would never be able to get you all to stop posting it.

BTW/ I read that headline all wrong at first. I read it as:

Carolina Rapper, Pepper gives man thunderclap headache

I figured a thunderclap headache was some new term I didn't know like curb stomp or something until I clicked the link and realized my mistake.
 

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A court in England has sentenced Timothy Hill, 67, to eight months in prison after he was caught using an illegal laser jammer to avoid speeding tickets.
 

JHDK

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Bullshit fox headline. He wasn't jailed for flipping the bird, he was jailed for using the laser.

Yea, a bunch of the conservative twitter people I follow were bitching about this yesterday but it doesn't make sense. It's all about the jammer, the pics of him flipping the bird just make for a good thumbnail but have nothing to do with his sentence.

If you want to get mad about UK policy just read about this guy:

Man who filmed girlfriend's dog giving Nazi salutes fined £800

Just a fine is a lot better than many expected. I thought he would actually get jail time seeing how crazy this whole case turned out. Even still it's a wacky law over there. God bless our first amendment and the court's interpretation protecting what some could consider "hate speech". If I were he I wouldn't pay the fine. Force them to put him in jail for training a dog to react to crude commands as an act of defiance.
 

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Bullshit fox headline. He wasn't jailed for flipping the bird, he was jailed for using the laser.
The headline doesn't say he was jailed because he flipped the bird. It says he was jailed after he flipped the bird.

I'm flipping the bird right now, so if I am ever jailed, it will be after I flipped the bird.
 

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