The Dumb Dodo Thread

[scotchandcigar]

Oh, boo-hoo. Cry me a river. I'm tellin' ya, I got "emotional distress" from reading this story:

Referee who forced N.J. wrestler to cut dreadlocks alleges 'emotional distress'

The guy may not have realized how much of a shithead he was, but now everyone hates him, so his only way out is to legally prove that he wasn't insane for demanding the kid cut his hair in front of the world. Loser.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Kentucky governor says he exposed his children to chickenpox rather than getting vaccine - CNN

 

[HecticArt]

That's what our parents did back in the day. If one kid on the block got chicken pox, every mom would send their kid over to play. They wanted to get it over with all at once. We had gotten all of our vaccinations, but they wanted to be sure.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

That's what our parents did back in the day. If one kid on the block got chicken pox, every mom would send their kid over to play. They wanted to get it over with all at once. We had gotten all of our vaccinations, but they wanted to be sure.

When I was a kid German Measles, Mumps and Chicken Pox had no vaccines. Exposure before puberty was sought as catching it after has issues.


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[scotchandcigar]

When I was a kid German Measles, Mumps and Chicken Pox had no vaccines.

How about the Bubonic Plague?

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

How about the Bubonic Plague?

That was after I grew up.


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[scotchandcigar]

Alex Jones says 'form of psychosis' made him believe events like Sandy Hook massacre were staged - CNN

 

[semipenguin]

Alex Jones says 'form of psychosis' made him believe events like Sandy Hook massacre were staged - CNN

 

[HecticArt]

Well, who could have seen that one coming?

 

[Channel98]

Breaking their young daughter's heart and then saying "April fool!" is worse than dumb -- it was downright cruel.

YouTubers Cole and Savannah LaBrant's prank on 6-year-old daughter about puppy sparks backlash

 

[Channel98]

On July 2, 1962, the first Walmart store opened in Rogers, Arkansas. I wonder if that's where these two idiots in Rogers bought their .22-caliber rifle.

Arkansas men arrested for taking turns shooting each other while wearing bulletproof vest after drinking

 

[HecticArt]

 

[Channel98]

Oh, golly, look what those crazy, wacky, kooky, zany Huntington Beach high-schoolers did!

Student petition seeking permission to use N-word at Marina High was an April Fools’ joke gone wrong, district official says

 

[HecticArt]

People are stupid.
Kids are stoopid.

 

[Channel98]

This article includes the store's beautiful, high-definition, full-color surveillance video of this shoplifting schmuck. I wonder if he lost any body parts on his way home.

Fresno man steals chainsaw by stuffing it in his pants

 

[HecticArt]

Well, it takes balls to stuff a chainsaw down your pants.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Well, it takes balls to stuff a chainsaw down your pants.

At least to start with.


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[HecticArt]

At least two to start with.

FIFY

 

[Channel98]

This schmuck should have an entry in the next Guinness Book Of World Records for "world's quickest recidivism."

Minutes after being released from jail, a Florida man was arrested in the parking lot for breaking into cars

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/04/05/us/florida-man-car-theft/index.html

 

[Channel98]

When KFI midday hosts Gary Hoffmann and Shannon Farren shared the details of this "human pup" two days ago, they swore the story is true -- and indeed it is. This dum-dum barks, eats from a dog bowl and bites and licks people. What's scary is that there are others like him.

Man who 'never felt human' now lives his life as a dog in £2,000 fur suit