Public Poopers
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Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
I think it would be difficult on a fence. Try the washroom.
Do the real colonoscopy if your Dr is recommending that it's time.
Nothing in the schmeckle Koop.
I was kind of anemic, so the Dr wanted to make sure my stomach wasn't bleeding. They ran an endoscope at the same appointment.
I was like Chinese finger cuffs. When I went into the O.R. for the procedure, there were at least 6 people in there with surgical gear on. I asked them to wash the camera before they changed sides. They all got a good laugh out of it.
They knocked me out, so I went in, made the joke, and woke up a little while later. The Mrs. and the Dr. were in the room when I woke up. The Dr. asked if I wanted to see the pictures. The first thing I said was in a Pee Wee Herman voice . I said "I don't need to see the pictures. I was there Dotty." The Mrs. cracked up. The Dr. chuckled and went right to the pictures.
The prep cocktail wasn't great, but it wasn't as bad as I expected it to be after hearing all of the horror stories. Keep something to read handy and don't stray too far from the hopper. They recommended that I mix the colon-blow with Vernors to help it taste better.
I did mine about 7 years ago, so I think I've got about 3 years till my next go-round.
My friend just got his done a few weeks ago. He said it was fine.
Nothing in the schmeckle Koop.
I was kind of anemic, so the Dr wanted to make sure my stomach wasn't bleeding. They ran an endoscope at the same appointment.
I was like Chinese finger cuffs. When I went into the O.R. for the procedure, there were at least 6 people in there with surgical gear on. I asked them to wash the camera before they changed sides. They all got a good laugh out of it.
They knocked me out, so I went in, made the joke, and woke up a little while later. The Mrs. and the Dr. were in the room when I woke up. The Dr. asked if I wanted to see the pictures. The first thing I said was in a Pee Wee Herman voice . I said "I don't need to see the pictures. I was there Dotty." The Mrs. cracked up. The Dr. chuckled and went right to the pictures.
The prep cocktail wasn't great, but it wasn't as bad as I expected it to be after hearing all of the horror stories. Keep something to read handy and don't stray too far from the hopper. They recommended that I mix the colon-blow with Vernors to help it taste better.
I did mine about 7 years ago, so I think I've got about 3 years till my next go-round.
My friend just got his done a few weeks ago. He said it was fine.
Public Pooper! We have a new Public Pooper!
And it's better than I could have ever hoped, HE THROWS IT AT PEOPLE who live fancy in San Francisco condos.
I know this whole thread is a joke but I really did smile and get way too excited when I saw this article:
www.dailymail.co.uk
One man living in the encampment is known to throw feces
And it's better than I could have ever hoped, HE THROWS IT AT PEOPLE who live fancy in San Francisco condos.
I know this whole thread is a joke but I really did smile and get way too excited when I saw this article:
Residents of San Francisco luxury condos outraged over tent city
Horrified residents of an upscale San Francisco condo building say they're troubled by the growing amount of homeless people setting up camp (pictured) and causing trouble in the area
One man living in the encampment is known to throw feces
I got another one...You should take some brown paint and smear it on the outside of the box. I'm sure the mailperson knows what that logo means.
Wolf
AI is here, time to obey our robot overlords!
I'm suprise this wasn't posted yet.
DoorDash Delivery Woman Caught on Camera Defecating in Brentwood Apartment Lobby Trash Can
DoorDash Delivery Woman Caught on Camera Defecating in Brentwood Apartment Lobby Trash Can
Wolf
AI is here, time to obey our robot overlords!
I'm happy to report that my returned box has arrived at its destination in Madison, WI. Perhaps @MadisonRadio1 will be handling it from here.
Update: I got the "all-clear" from this guy
So I can relax for another 3 years.
So I can relax for another 3 years.
You didn't public poop, but your poop was in public...at least in boxed form.
Anyway, glad you have healthy poop...That sentence made me giggle while typing it btw.
Anyway, glad you have healthy poop...That sentence made me giggle while typing it btw.
Yes, and as you would imagine (since poop is involved), the way it works is pretty gross too. They're not analyzing the poop per se, but along its journey, the poop picks up my dna, and they extract that.
This method requires no prep or office procedure, but it's only good for 3 years, instead of 10.
This method requires no prep or office procedure, but it's only good for 3 years, instead of 10.
I did not get the all-clear, so I have a "reverse selfie stick procedure" scheduled for the end of January. Ugh. And getting the Michael Jackson sleeping pill (aka Propofol).