Channel98
Don't yell or hit.
A few years ago I went to vote in a school board election after I got off work in mid-afternoon. The polling place was in the auditorium of a middle school. Four election workers had been sitting at a table since 8 AM. One of them thanked me for caring enough to vote and told me I was only the 14th person to vote. My declaration that nobody ever votes in school board elections was not much of an exaggeration.