Political Talk Forum

[HecticArt]

Bummer.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Rick Perry says fossil fuels can help prevent sexual assault

 

[JHDK]

Oil makes power that makes lights that make city streets less rapey. It's a funny headline but it's also kinda right.

 

[memebag]

Oil makes power that makes lights that make city streets less rapey. It's a funny headline but it's also kinda right.

It is in no way right. There is no correlation between lights and sexual assault. Rick Perry is a moron.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Oil makes power that makes lights that make city streets less rapey. It's a funny headline but it's also kinda right.

Well then Paris must be the least rapey place in the world.

 

[HecticArt]

You're more likely to get raped in the Paris gift shops.
Have you seen the prices they ask for berets, and Eiffel Tower refrigerator magnets? Ooh la la!!!!!

 

[JHDK]

It is an impossible task for anyone to rival the greatest tweet of all time:

But if anyone can do it, it's ratings machine Donny. This isn't quite as amazing but it's about as close as anyone could ever get:



Don would NEVER call him short and fat. That would be mean.

 

[semipenguin]

Don would NEVER call him short and fat. That would be mean.

No. The Donald wouldn’t call him that. He’d just grab him by the pussy.

 

[JHDK]

"they let you."

 

[scotchandcigar]

It is an impossible task for anyone to rival the greatest tweet of all time:

But if anyone can do it, it's ratings machine Donny. This isn't quite as amazing but it's about as close as anyone could ever get:



Don would NEVER call him short and fat. That would be mean.

The part about trying to be his friend (IMO) is enough to have him committed.

 

[JHDK]

I don't think that was serious at all.

 

[HecticArt]

We're all going to die in a nuclear holocaust.

Been nice knowing you all.

 

[JHDK]

We're all going to die in a nuclear holocaust.

Nah, we'll be safe in the Midwest and east coast. CA might be in trouble.

 

[Wolf]

Nah, we'll be safe in the Midwest and east coast. CA might be in trouble.

Do I still get ocean front property?

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Do I still get ocean front property?

Maybe. Be sure and wear lead protection while on the beach.

 

[Wolf]

Maybe. Be sure and wear lead protection while on the beach.

Phoenix already has a nuclear power plant outside the city.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Phoenix already has a nucular power planet outside the city.

Planets must take a lot of power.


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[Wolf]

Planets must take a lot of power.

It sure does, NASA wants to destroy Jellystone.

 

[HecticArt]

Phoenix already has a nuclear power plant outside the city.

Do you live inside of it?

 

[Wolf]

Do you live inside of it?

Yep, here my room.

I don't know why my urine is so green?