Ah, yes, the "bent carrot" commercial. It should have included Bugs Bunny asking, "What's up, doc?" (Get it?)
He meant "penile fracture." And that reminds me of this:
That's a hard question.Ask Koop if he'd rather spend the rest of his life in a penal colony or in a penile colony.![]()

I read that post.I posted that song an hour and a half ago. I know Hectic doesn't always read my posts.
Oops. I was in a rush. I focused on the spelling comment.I posted that song an hour and a half ago. I know Hectic doesn't always read my posts. Now I know Mister scotch doesn't always read them either.
So you didn’t read the whole post?Oops. I was in a rush. I focused on the spelling comment.
I didn’t read all of this one either.As 1960s-70s Los Angeles and San Diego DJ/talk show host Bill Ballance liked to say, "I'm a man of few words – but boy, what a turnover!"
By the time I checked, there was a whole conversation about the spelling of "penile", so I was already a few posts past it. That seemed like an important point to get in on.So you didn’t read the whole post?
I didn’t read all of this one either.![]()

