Miscellaneous News Thread

JHDK

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30 days? I keep saying this cause I truly believe it. Anyone who entered the Capitol that day should face a firing squad.
 

scotchandcigar

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I saw this interview the other day. This bimbo's as confused as they come.


“Sorry, I have blonde hair, white skin, a great job, a great future, and I’m not going to jail”.
“They’re making fun of my skin color. They’re calling me an ‘insurrection Barbie’. They have no idea who I am as a person, what my beliefs are, what I’ve been through, who I am. They see me as a one-dimensional caricature. They don’t see me as a human.”
"And so, that is the epitome of a scapegoat. Just like they did that to the Jews in Germany. Those were scapegoats. And I believe that people who are Caucasian are being turned into evil in front of the media.”
 

Channel98

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"And now, here is me with news from my hometown of Glendale, California." Thank you, me. The Hyperion Street Bridge in south Glendale was featured in a scene with Benny the Cab and Jessica Rabbit in the 1988 movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Over the past decade, thieves have stolen 22 of the bridge's bronze lampposts. The Bureau of Street Lighting is going to remove the remaining lampposts before they, too, get stolen.

 
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scotchandcigar

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"And now, here is me with news from my hometown of Glendale, California." Thank you, me. The Hyperion Street Bridge in south Glendale was featured in a scene with Benny the Cab and Jessica Rabbit in the 1988 movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Over the past decade, thieves have stolen 22 of the bridge's bronze lampposts. The Bureau of Street Lighting is going to remove the remaining lampposts before they, too, get stolen.

There's a thread for that

 

JHDK

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This guy is both REALLY unlucky and lucky almost at the same time.

He crashed his helicopter on train tracks with a train coming but got the cops there JUST in time to pull him out before the train hit.

 

scotchandcigar

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sadchild

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Man steals guitar by shoving it down his pants.

But it gets worse, the news story about it is awful and so is a quote from the cop.

But it gets worser, where did they find this lady to tell the story? Her voice is brutal!

 

scotchandcigar

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But it gets worser, where did they find this lady to tell the story? Her voice is brutal!
That's Jeanne Moos (pronounced Jeannie Mose), and as you can see, she's been the Andy Rooney of CNN for a long time. She's always had the sarcasm in her voice, but I think she's perhaps getting too old for this.

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