Miscellaneous News Thread

[JHDK]

 

[JHDK]

What could possibly go wrong with this plan?

 

[semipenguin]

What could possibly go wrong with this plan?

There's a cottage industry of people answering the front door naked for the pizza delivery guy and posting the videos online. I guess they could do the same thing here

 

[scotchandcigar]

They use the same people who were going to break into your house anyway, so that saves money.

 

[HecticArt]

There's a cottage industry of people answering the front door naked for the pizza delivery guy and posting the videos online. I guess they could do the same thing here

Something tells me that the people that do that aren't the kind of people that you really want to see answer the door naked anyway.

And no Wolf. No!

 

[Wolf]

Fine, I'll save it for the cable guy.

 

[JHDK]

And shockingly it's a woman crapper.

I knew there was something fishy about a woman being the Colorado Crapper (I like my name much better than her official "mad pooper" moniker).

Mad Pooper's 'spokesman' gives bizarre excuse for female jogger defecating in people’s yards

A man claiming to be the “spokesman” of a jogger dubbed the "Mad Pooper" – who reportedly has been defecating on the lawns of Colorado homes – says the woman is struggling after gender reassignment surgery

So there we go. She's a woman but not really a woman after all.

 

[semipenguin]

I knew there was something fishy about a woman being the Colorado Crapper (I like my name much better than her official "mad pooper" moniker).

Mad Pooper's 'spokesman' gives bizarre excuse for female jogger defecating in people’s yards

A man claiming to be the “spokesman” of a jogger dubbed the "Mad Pooper" – who reportedly has been defecating on the lawns of Colorado homes – says the woman is struggling after gender reassignment surgery

So there we go. She's a woman but not really a woman after all.

Dook of Earl

 

[Wolf]

Scottsdale lab freezes bodies in hopes of bringing you back from the dead

 

[semipenguin]

Dead is dead

 

[Wolf]

Alcor has former MLB player Ted Williams there, maybe if they can bring him back to life the Dbacks can sign him?

I drove past that facility many years ago and that place looks like a dump. Plus feels creepy housing dead bodies in a tin can.

 

[semipenguin]

Alcor has former MLB player Ted Williams there, maybe if they can bring him back to life the Dbacks can sign him?

I drove past that facility many years ago and that place looks like a dump. Plus feels creepy housing dead bodies in a tin can.

They have his head. Nothing else.

Plus they were caught playing football with it

Book: Ted Williams' frozen head battered at lab

 

[Wolf]

They have his head. Nothing else.

Plus they were caught playing football with it

Book: Ted Williams' frozen head battered at lab

I recall that story a few years ago, that why that place should be shut down.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Arizonans would want to go there, just to cool off.

 

[Wolf]

Arizonans would want to go there, just to cool off.

You check in, but you can't check out!

 

[Wolf]

Twitter is testing 280-character tweets, double the current max

 

[JHDK]

Twitter is testing 280-character tweets, double the current max

I don't love it. I'm constantly on Twitter because I like reading a quick headline/stat/joke and moving on. I can always click on the link if I want a more detailed version.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

I don't love it. I'm constantly on Twitter because I like reading a quick headline/stat/joke and moving on. I can always click on the link if I want a more detailed version.

Please keep your whining to under 140 characters please.


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[JHDK]

Please keep your whining to under 140 characters please.


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To accomplish that I'll be sure not to use "please" as bookends to my sentences.

 

[Wolf]

I don't love it. I'm constantly on Twitter because I like reading a quick headline/stat/joke and moving on. I can always click on the link if I want a more detailed version.

Me either, I personally think 280 is to much. I could believe they could at least expand it to 160. Trying to type in 140 is kinda tough.