I think I'm losing my hair?!?

MAJ Badmotherfarker

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Male pattern baldness seems to be influenced by a bunch of genes, but the most significant seem to be Y chromosome linked. My dad was bald at 24. His mom was bald when I knew her.

I'm 44 and no signs of baldness yet. I'd be OK with it, since it would give me a good excuse to shave my head. My wife doesn't like it when I shave my head. She says it makes me look too scary.

I look like a retard bald. I shaved my hair off last year and was not amused. Trust me, I would LOVE to just shave it all off. Unfortunately, I got a frickin retarded shaped head so I'm gonna have to hang onto this as long as I can.
 

memebag

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Have you considered a hair tattoo?
tattooed-hair.jpg
 

semipenguin

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Four words

Garnier Fructis

Combover

:right:

I'm so happy I haven't gone bald. I'm inbred looking as it is. I'd only look worse with no hair :worried:
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hyson

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Not going bald here but can't grow facial hair if my life depended on it.


Sorry, Cap'n.
 

memebag

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Not going bald here but can't grow facial hair if my life depended on it.

Same deal here. If I go a year without shaving, I look kinds like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. No chest hair, either. My European ancestors raped too many Native Americans, or vice versa.
 

Oren

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Remember when I got drunk and decided to "trim" my hair... with my beard trimmer?!? (the next morning when I looked in the mirror I was like :eek: )

Same deal with me. It looked thin on the crown of my head, but when it grew back in it looks fine.
 

sadchild

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I always thought it wouldn't happen to me.

I started to see my hair thinning about 5 years or so ago at the barbershop when he'd hold a mirror behind my head after the cut. Looking straight on at myself in a mirror, I still look 35. So it's a sharp dose of unwanted reality when you decide to take your phone camera and snap a shot of the top of your head to reveal this! YIKES!! That's a pisser.......

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scotchandcigar

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I love the look of the inside of your house. Love the wood. Love how much light comes in. Classy 'n beautiful.
There's a thread for that
 
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