HecticArt Wonderful Architecture Work

I'm a human skyscraper.

And it's a bad idea to call something "proof."
As soon as you do, it ain't.
Crashproof cars get in wrecks.
Fireproof stuff will spontaneously combust.
Foolproof stuff attracts fools.
 
The lawyers have replaced all the "proofs" with "resistant". Water-resistant, heat-resistant, earthquake-resistant etc.
 
That's terrible. It's something a freshman architecture student would do.

Did anyone notice that the architect that designed it didn't have their name show up anywhere in the article?
They were too embarrassed.

ou can have your pick of rooms. (See what I did there?)
I did. Thanks. It's the best part of the post.
 
Maybe young men will take their girlfriends to the guitar-shaped hotel so they can neck.

(I know, I know, I should have quit after the "fret" and "pick" comments.)
 
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