Fast Food Chains To Conquer America

Wolf

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Taco Bell should bring back the dog.

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semipenguin

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Taco Bell Is Launching a Clothing Line with Forever 21

I want chalupa pantaloons and a gordita sock garters.

More bullshit advertising. How 'bout they show real TB customers, in their XXXL clothing.

Dood! I had to eat about a dozen tacos to get a Rocky and Bullwinckle Taco Bell tshirt back in 1992 or 1993. It was black with moose and squirrel. I wore it almost once a month.

Then our pet rat got into the dresser drawer and chewed a bunch of holes in it. Made me quite sad
 

JHDK

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They should hang a picture of this half blind man in every restaurant. Or maybe give him a 1% cut of the profits.

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Went to a Wahlburgers last night (sort of a fast food/ casual hybrid), and they have these hanging from the ceiling, with the names of all the Wahlberg movies.
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For sheits & giggles we were going to stop in one after we went to a game at Fenway this spring, but they had just closed. How was it?

They should hang a picture of this half blind man in every restaurant. Or maybe give him a 1% cut of the profits.

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Why?
 

JHDK

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Mark Wahlberg tried to hate crime kill him by bashing him in the head with a stick when he was young and pretending to be a gangster.

At 16, Wahlberg approached a middle-aged Vietnamese man named Thanh Lam on the street, and using a large wooden stick, bashed him over the head until he was knocked unconscious while calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit".

For these crimes, Wahlberg was charged with attempted murder, pleaded guilty to assault, and was sentenced to two years in Suffolk County Deer Island House of Correction. He ultimately served only 45 days of his sentence,[17][19] but carries a permanent felony record.
 
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scotchandcigar

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Mark Wahlberg tried to hate crime kill him by bashing him in the head with a stick when he was young and pretending to be a gangster.

At 16, Wahlberg approached a middle-aged Vietnamese man named Thanh Lam on the street, and using a large wooden stick, bashed him over the head until he was knocked unconscious while calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit".

For these crimes, Wahlberg was charged with attempted murder, pleaded guilty to assault, and was sentenced to two years in Suffolk County Deer Island House of Correction. He ultimately served only 45 days of his sentence,[17][19] but carries a permanent felony record.
Weren't there a number of movie stars who committed crimes, dealt drugs, and served time? He was sentenced and went to prison, and this happened when he was 16. You're saying we should just close the book on him?
 

JHDK

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You're saying we should just close the book on him?

I didn't say that at all.

I just thought the pic of all the movies hanging from the ceiling was really tacky and was kinda making a joke.

Weren't there a number of movie stars who committed crimes, dealt drugs, and served time?

Tons of celebs break the law. But there are crimes and there are crimes. Attempted murder while screaming racial epithets puts him at the top of his class of celebs with criminal records.
 
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JHDK

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Whoever the Don Draper is for Burger King, he really did a number on me with this one:



I can't get that stupid 5 word jingle out of my head and I think I'm going insane.

FLAT TOP IS MY ENEMY!
 

JHDK

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I've Never been to a BWW and I know I've been to Arby's but so long ago I can't remember when.

 

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BWW used to be good, back in the mid 1990s. They had 3 "W"s back then, one of them was for "Weck" because they sold beef on weck sandwiches. When they lost 3rd W they started going downhill.

Arby's is delicious because of the horsey sauce. I might be behind the Nihilist Arby's Twitter account.
 

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B-Dubs went downhill for me in the 90's too. The local franchises all seemed to get meatless wings and then overcook them.

Local joints always had better wings and nicer restaurants to hang out in.
 

Wolf

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I've heard people bad mouth Arby's, but I don't get it. Arby's is yummy.

I tried couple different Arby's sandwiches like the roast beef and ham. The meat didn't taste great and fresh, it like eating at Subway. I simply haven't been back.