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[Channel98]

I like the later Chris Guest movies better like Waiting for Guffman or Best in Show.

"If you get tired [driving], pull over. If you get hungry, eat something." That's my favorite line from Best In Show just because it was so absurd and unnecessary to say. My favorite Christopher Guest movie is this one:

WarnerBros.com | A Mighty Wind | Movies

<p align="LEFT">The newest "mockumentary" from the inimitable Christopher Guest follows up his acclaimed ensemble comedies <i>Best in Show</i> and <i>Waiting fo</i></p>

www.warnerbros.com

 

[geosync]

It didn't amaze me that people fell for it. A friend said he's showing his boys some great movies and I threw in tap. I told him whichever boy gets the gag first you'll know which we be less prone to being fooled. And the other one, well

 

[JHDK]

Im on a bender to end all benders. pretty sure its cold sweats and me wanting to die but i have 1.5 handles of whisky left so i can put that off for a while.

I should probably drink a glass of water.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

I thought your last bender was your last.

 

[HecticArt]

I thought he might be back in the paper bag again.

 

[JHDK]

my face and body hurts and i think i'm probably going to die come over and take care of Athena cause shes the only thing in the world i love.

 

[scotchandcigar]

This is like the diary in the book Flowers for Algernon.

 

[HecticArt]

It's like Groundhog Day.

 

[JHDK]

i really want to eat like 1000 cheeseburgers right now but it's probably not a good idea for me to drive

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

i really want to eat like 1000 cheeseburgers right now but it's probably not a good idea for me to drive

 

[geosync]

'get alcohol tonight?' haha, he's had plenty already little one. Classic. So many times, so many times.

 

[JHDK]

pretty sure i'm going into hibernation for like a week. if you guys don't hear from me for about 7 days it may be a good idea to call someone.

btw's you all know that's a joke right? more or less everything i say around here is a joke.

 

[Aaron]

pretty sure i'm going into hibernation for like a week. if you guys don't hear from me for about 7 days it may be a good idea to call someone.

btw's you all know that's a joke right? more or less everything i say around here is a joke.

That's kind of like a morbid thought I sometimes have. If my health were horrible and I was dying, I'd let you good folks know. But if I suddenly perished, you guys would never know about it, and you'd be left wondering what happened to Aaron.

 

[scotchandcigar]

That's kind of like a morbid thought I sometimes have. If my health were horrible and I was dying, I'd let you good folks know. But if I suddenly perished, you guys would never know about it, and you'd be left wondering what happened to Aaron.

Based on past DRC experience, we'd assume you were in prison. Either that or you've fallen into the same time-space vortex as Memebag, Evil Ernie, Casual Fan, and MadisonRadio.

 

[Aaron]

If I end up in prison, my first call will be to HecticArt to tap into the DRC reserve fund for bailing out mods.

 

[HecticArt]

Aaron, I would bail out.
But there isn't much money left in the reserve fund after we stocked up on hand sanitizer and two-ply toilet paper.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Aaron, I would bail out.
But there isn't much money left in the reserve fund after we stocked up on hand sanitizer and two-ply toilet paper.

One ply not good enough for the mods in an emergency?

 

[JHDK]

the modern american butthole is way too coddled.

 

[HecticArt]

One ply not good enough for the mods in an emergency?

.......No.

 

[scotchandcigar]

the modern american butthole is way too coddled.

I disagree. Many other countries have bidets, and we don't. The Tushy has changed my life.