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All right bitches! Opening day drunk post!
Mud Hens lost both, but I'm feeling no paon and waiting on a deep dish pizza.
Welcome to spring my friends! Get outside with a cold one and ditch those winter blues!
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HecticArt said:
Cell phone typo! Cell phone typo!



Ok, I'm a bit drunk ;)
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Rise and shine! It's oh-dark-hundred! Drop your c*cks and pick up your socks! Don't stay up with the night owls if you can't get up with the roosters! Tylenol is optional but the headache is mandatory!
 
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Rise and shine! It's oh-dark-hundred! Drop your c*cks and pick up your socks! Don't stay up with the night owls if you can't get up with the roosters! Tylenol is optional but the headache is mandatory!
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I did pretty good this morning. Well, ok, this afternoon.
Looking forward to the first noon game!
 
Tonight, pretty much I had an whole pizza and some Southern Comfort with Dr. Pepper and I feel a little tipsy right now after couple of drinks. I might work on my third one tonight and by the way I'm drinking it out of an old-fashioned glass.
 
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Oh boy. I wish I had access to this thread this weekend... had a wedding at the Franklin Institute in Philadelphia. I think we finished off all of the whiskey they had at the bar.
 
Quit lying you probably drank all the whiskey and passed out somewhere in Philadelphia with Koop? :jj: j/k I been to the Franklin Institute before, pretty nice place.
 
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Oh, no word of lie there. I did drink most of the whiskey and did, in fact, pass out (at the Crowne Plaza at 1800 Market St - that's how I roll, baby).
 
just started watching the killing on amc. i know its 10 deep by now but the pilot 2 hour deal is pretty cool. gonna give it another chance. also. to my boys about my cop story and they teased the fuck outta me. got a bit pissed and hit some low blows on both of them. think i really pissed off my roomie. meh, we will work it out i hope.
 
JHDKoopman said:
just started watching the killing on amc. i know its 10 deep by now but the pilot 2 hour deal is pretty cool. gonna give it another chance. also. to my boys about my cop story and they teased the fuck outta me. got a bit pissed and hit some low blows on both of them. think i really pissed off my roomie. meh, we will work it out i hope.
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Watched a few episodes of the Killing. It seemed pretty good, but just haven't been able to get back to it.

What the hell did you do out there that night? ? ? ? Cops kept your junk? I.V. at the hospital? Pissed off roommate? There is something you aren't telling us. Did you drop some X or something? Hit on your roomie's girl or tell him you wanted to bang his mom? (Is she hot? ? ? ? ? Never mind.)

Time for the rest of the story Koop.
 
HecticArt said:
Watched a few episodes of the Killing. It seemed pretty good, but just haven't been able to get back to it.

What the hell did you do out there that night? ? ? ? Cops kept your junk? I.V. at the hospital? Pissed off roommate? There is something you aren't telling us. Did you drop some X or something? Hit on your roomie's girl or tell him you wanted to bang his mom? (Is she hot? ? ? ? ? Never mind.)

Time for the rest of the story Koop.
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i teased my roomie about doing yoga just for a slightly overweight chick. but i said it in a mean way.

i am leaving out a bunch of the story cause im too embarrassed.

here is the full story. i think i lost the keys and wallet and ipod. i went to publix (well not publix but a shittier store) and they had security in the front. i didnt steal anything or get in any fights but i may have stumbled in the store and acted drunk. so on my way out two of these guys followed me. once they got close i got super paranoid and ran away. i know i should have just turned and asked them whats up but i was out of my mind. i guess they called the cops after i ran and thats why all that went down.
 
I'm sorry. I have to repost this:

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That funny hyson, nice find! I think Koop may be in one of these clips, specially the old guy trying to put his pants on as a shirt.

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