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If we're back in 2016? ? ? ?
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Just remember what happened when the Mexican girl tried to shave your nards.
Be CAREFUL!
MAJ Badmotherfarker
is drinking a beer.
She's done now. I'm going to repay my foot care with some teriyaki chicken.
Vargas
Molon Labe!
I have decided to drink heavily tonight.
Very heavily.
Got the wifes High School reunion tonight so in order to showcase MY general awesomeness, because I know none of these people, I will turn into Super Awesome Vargas where I'm like King Entertainer. This always leads to many drinks.
I've been down this road before and the road is fun but tomorrow morning is going to be painfull.
Very heavily.
Got the wifes High School reunion tonight so in order to showcase MY general awesomeness, because I know none of these people, I will turn into Super Awesome Vargas where I'm like King Entertainer. This always leads to many drinks.
I've been down this road before and the road is fun but tomorrow morning is going to be painfull.
You are a Viking among men. I hope you ruin someone's day. I'm really going to enjoy hearing about this tomorrow....
Oh, I just thought of that scene from American Beauty when Annette Benning's character (Carolynn?) went to that work function and Lester acts effing sweet and red-dragon like....
Oh man Vargas, I can't wait to here about these shenannigans.
MAJ Badmotherfarker
is drinking a beer.
2:30 AM. Drinking Heff. BBL.
MAJ Badmotherfarker
is drinking a beer.
4:30 AM. Still drinking Heff. Getting ready to head to bed with the Philippine girl and watch "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Minds".
Vargas
Molon Labe!
Things that may have happened last night:
1. A gay classmate of my wife's offered me 10,000 dollars to go home with him. My Wife and I turned it down.
2. Hung out wiht a girl all night that my wife was friends with and I specifically remember telling her that she was a total "skank" and she didn't seem that offended.
3. Hugging two chicks goodbye and getting yelled at by my wife, not because I gave them a hug but becuse they were total bitches.
4.drunk stealing smokes from people and then lecturing them on not only the dangers of smoking but also how shitty it is that they smoke menthol's.
5. repeatedly made sure my wife didn't sleep with any of the people there while in high school because they were all fat and gross and I think I said this out loud.
As I had predicted, I was king entertainer last night and probably also Captain Awesome. Way too many drinks.
I've thrown up 4 times already this morning. I drove to mcdonalds to get breakfast for everyone and I had to go inside and throw up there too.
All of this is ok because I looked f'ing awesome last night.
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I love asking for a smoke a parties, and then breaking the cigs as soon as someone gives you one. "oops, can i have another?" rinse and repeat.
Vargas
Molon Labe!
I think I'ma get a rip on tonight when I get home from work. I don't have to come back in until 1500 tomorrow and don't have anything to do tomorrow....
Labatt's Blue Light has my name all over it....
right on, hyson. Great drinking when you know you don't have shit to do the next day. I always seem to get the most banged up when I've got to do something monumentally huge.
Like last weekend, I got all wasted at my wifes thing and then the next day we had to go to an amusement park. Not fun, being hungover walking around a park when your kids beg to go on rides that spin in circles.
This weekend, I'm in a wedding, a friend from college and I KNOW I'll get wasted and then have to drive 4 hours home on Sunday.
goreds2
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I think I'ma get a rip on tonight when I get home from work. I don't have to come back in until 1500 tomorrow and don't have anything to do tomorrow....
Labatt's Blue Light has my name all over it....
That is what I had last night. :bigthumbup:
Vargas
Molon Labe!
Because you had nothing to do.
Had you had an action packed day today and had to have gotten up at 0600 you would have probably gotten wasted.
Happens all the time.
:spit: Very true.
bsummers12
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I'm about 8 beers into it and looking for ATV parts. Glad I have the next 4 days off.
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I've been spoiling myself with good local microbrews of late. A friend bought a 12-pack of Miller Lite the other night and I couldn't drink that swill. It lacked...flavor. :spit: