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[Channel98]

The iguana died. The Florida man survived.

Florida bicyclist injured in collision with an iguana | CNN

Don’t worry – the injuries weren’t life-threatening, at least for the 62-year-old bicyclist, the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office said on Facebook.

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[JHDK]

The iguana died. The Florida man survived.

Florida bicyclist injured in collision with an iguana | CNN

Don’t worry – the injuries weren’t life-threatening, at least for the 62-year-old bicyclist, the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office said on Facebook.

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Bummer. I was rooting for the iguana.

Speaking of iguanas, one lost its tail right by a canal near my place. I walk by the tail twice every day and it's really cool to see where it detached. There are like 10 thick strands of whatever sticking out from the ripped off side and they look super neat.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

I was rooting for the iguana too. The cyclist should be charged with vehicular manslaughter.

 

[Channel98]

In police code, 5150 refers to the the temporary, involuntary psychiatric commitment of anyone who is mentally ill and considered to be a danger to himself. This homeless man's bail was set at $5,150. Coincidence?

A man lived in the luxury suite of a Tampa Bay soccer stadium stadium for more than two weeks before he was arrested, police say

A man lived in a Tampa Bay-area stadium's luxury suite for over 2 weeks before he was arrested, police say | CNN

Daniel Albert Neja, 39, stole up to $1,000 worth of merchandise from the team store as well as $200 worth of food items.

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[HecticArt]

They should give him a job as a night security guard. They obviously need one.

 

[geosync]

Don't send that safety crew to Gizzlane Mackwells room.

 

[Jon]

Florida woman arrested for alleged attack on dad for relentless flatulence

A Florida woman who fumed about her father’s farts has been arrested for allegedly battering him because of his relentless flatulence in their shared home, according to a report. Nicole Dozois, 40,…

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[HecticArt]

Smokin crack made her smokin mad about that smokin crack.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Florida woman arrested for alleged attack on dad for relentless flatulence

A Florida woman who fumed about her father’s farts has been arrested for allegedly battering him because of his relentless flatulence in their shared home, according to a report. Nicole Dozois, 40,…

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These stories exist for the sole purpose of enabling the journalists to make endless puns.

 

[Channel98]

"Oh, today is Show & Tell day. I thought you said Show & Kill."

12-year-old boy arrested after bringing 3 guns to Florida school: deputies

A 12-year-old student was arrested Thursday after being caught with three handguns and ammunition inside a school in northeast Florida, authorities said. No shots were fired and no one was hurt, but the boy was taken into custody and…

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[JHDK]

Dork.

Everyone knows the cool preteens bring 4 guns to school.

 

[Channel98]

Yes, that is a four-gun conclusion.

 

[scotchandcigar]

 

[HecticArt]

&

 

[JHDK]

I was at home all night guys...

Man steals cat blood from Florida clinic, deputies say

Sheriff's officials in Florida say a man caught on surveillance footage is suspected of stealing cat blood from a veterinary clinic.

www.clickorlando.com

 

[HecticArt]

I don't think you had posted when that happened.......

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Sounds to me like you are trying to establish an alibi.

 

[JHDK]

Sounds to me like you are trying to establish an alibi.

Dude, shut up. Don't blow up my spot here.

I DEFINITELY came home from Orlando AFTER this went down. Now it's time for a nice chilled glass of cat bl...I mean tomato juice.

 

[HecticArt]

I'll check the IP address log.

 

[Channel98]

Can three men almost be run over by their own boat? If they're in Florida, yes.

Boat in Florida goes out of control after passengers fell overboard, deputies say

A photo shoot on a boat didn't go as planned Friday when the three passengers managed to fall overboard, sending the boat out of control and unmanned.

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