Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?

[Wolf]

This could go in the pooping thead too but it is in Florida.

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Just say if there was somebody new learning how to drive for the first time. He would ask the instructor, I know green means go; yellow means slow down and red means stop. But what does brown mean?

Well if you see some green in it, then floor it.

 

[Channel98]

In cartoons, when robbers hold up a bank, the money is always in bags with dollar signs on them. I always thought that was ridiculous – but what this dummy did is even more ridiculous:

Florida police made a traffic stop and found a bag
full of drugs fittingly labeled 'Bag Full Of Drugs'

Florida police made a traffic stop and found a bag full of drugs fittingly labeled 'Bag Full Of Drugs' | CNN

How’d they know there were narcotics inside? Well, the bag said so.

www.cnn.com

 

[HecticArt]

Dood.....

 

[Channel98]

This man was being treated for respiratory problems – which I'm sure have now been exacerbated by smoke inhalation.

Florida man sets hospital bed on fire to get nurse’s attention, police say

A man lit his hospital bed on fire at AdventHealth New Smyrna Beach Saturday in an attempt to get a nurse’s attention, a police report said.

www.clickorlando.com

 

[scotchandcigar]

This man was being treated for respiratory problems – which I'm sure have now been exacerbated by smoke inhalation.

Florida man sets hospital bed on fire to get nurse’s attention, police say

A man lit his hospital bed on fire at AdventHealth New Smyrna Beach Saturday in an attempt to get a nurse’s attention, a police report said.

www.clickorlando.com

If I had a moustache like that, I wouldn't be setting things on fire.

 

[HecticArt]

The fact that he has a mustache like that, is proof that he'll be setting things on fire.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Florida sheriff charges megapastor who kept church open, said closings are for 'pansies'

Tampa-area law enforcement officials Monday announced an arrest warrant for a local megapastor who has defied coronavirus-related bans on large gatherings, instead encouraging crowds as big as 500 people at one service this weekend, a sheriff said. The Rev. Rodney Howard-Browne, who on March 15...

www.boston.com

 

[HecticArt]

Throw that asshole in jail for attempted murder.

 

[scotchandcigar]

A gender reveal party ignited a 10-acre brush fire in Florida, fire officials say | CNN

A gender reveal party in Brevard County, Florida, went wrong and sparked a 10-acre brush fire, CNN affiliate WESH reports.

www.cnn.com

 

[HecticArt]

Again!?!?!?

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

A gender reveal party ignited a 10-acre brush fire in Florida, fire officials say | CNN

A gender reveal party in Brevard County, Florida, went wrong and sparked a 10-acre brush fire, CNN affiliate WESH reports.

www.cnn.com

Why are the assholes holding a party during a pandemic? Hope they all get the virus.

 

[HecticArt]

Why are the assholes holding a party during a pandemic? Hope they all get the virus.

That too.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Florida governor falsely claims the coronavirus hasn't killed anyone under 25

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis falsely claimed Thursday that the novel coronavirus hasn't killed anyone under 25 nationwide while discussing a timeline for reopening schools in the state.

www.cnn.com

 

[Aaron]

Florida governor falsely claims the coronavirus hasn't killed anyone under 25

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis falsely claimed Thursday that the novel coronavirus hasn't killed anyone under 25 nationwide while discussing a timeline for reopening schools in the state.

www.cnn.com

He strikes me as sleazy and untrustworthy.

 

[HecticArt]

He strikes me as sleazy and untrustworthy.

And a freaking idiot.

 

[JHDK]

Yup. This sounds about right.

Nature is Healing: Florida Woman Arrested After Battery With Hamburger

Orlando Sentinel — The affidavit said Tanya Amaryllis Cordero, 47, was living in a mobile home of her boyfriend’s mother, and that she and the boyfriend have four children together. The affidavit said...

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The affidavit said Tanya Amaryllis Cordero, 47, was living in a mobile home of her boyfriend’s mother, and that she and the boyfriend have four children together.

“She smashed hamburger in his face,” the affidavit reads. “She denied doing so, but he still had hamburger in his ear upon arrival.

 

[HecticArt]

Great. Now I want a hamburger.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Florida health care worker, 15 friends contract COVID-19 at bar

A Mayo Clinic worker who stayed indoors for months in Florida to avoid getting the coronavirus says she finally broke quarantine to go to a bar with pals earlier this month — leaving her and …

nypost.com

 

[JHDK]

i know mayo clinic is a real thing but it sounds like a place full of that stuff you put on the top of burgers.

 

[HecticArt]

Great. Now I want COVID burgers.