Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?

JHDK · May 14, 2019

scotchandcigar · May 14, 2019

Quite a shock when the freezer door was opened.

HecticArt · May 14, 2019

That wasn't New Jersey?

Channel98 · May 15, 2019

Can we say this schmuck committed a grave offense? And the troopers had him dead to rights?

Florida man arrested for stealing truck carrying coffins, troopers say

HecticArt · May 15, 2019

Were they full?
That would make a compelling story.

JHDK · May 15, 2019

2 days in a row where a local story makes national news. Woolbright Rd is about 15 miles from me.

Shocking moment trooper has to LEAP up wall to avoid being crushed as car spins out on wet highway | Daily Mail Online

HecticArt · May 15, 2019

That dood was lucky as hells.

Channel98 · May 17, 2019

I wonder if she dyes her hair – or is she just prematurely magenta?

Woman accused of threatening to 'shoot everyone' at Tampa elementary school

Wolf · Jun 6, 2019

scotchandcigar · Jun 6, 2019

Wolf said:
Florida woman who stabbed herself told police she was 'tired of living in Trump's country'

That's the least stupid thing I've seen posted here. I have to convince myself not to do the same every day.

scotchandcigar · Jun 10, 2019

semipenguin · Jun 10, 2019

scotchandcigar said:
Bolt of lightning kills motorcyclist in Florida - CNN

Watch out for that ... lightning bolt.

HecticArt · Jun 10, 2019

semipenguin said:
Watch out for that ... lightning bolt.

I'm with you. This seems more like a watch out for that than a stupid things item.

Either way. Damn. He shoulda had a faster bike.

scotchandcigar · Jun 10, 2019

HecticArt said:
I'm with you. This seems more like a watch out for that than a stupid things item.

Either way. Damn. He shoulda had a faster bike.

Hey, any other state, province, prefecture, or territory, and it would've gone in the other thread. Sometimes, you gotta make an executive decision.

HecticArt · Jun 10, 2019

Like the lightning did - trying to thin out the FL population?

JHDK · Jun 11, 2019

Wolf · Jun 11, 2019

JHDK said:
Florida woman, 21 arrested for 'squeezing her boyfriend's genitals until they bled' | Daily Mail Online

NOT GUILTY!

Nope the slut is clearing guilty!

Channel98 · Jun 11, 2019

Maybe she'll wind up with a hung jury, if you get my meaning.

HecticArt · Jun 11, 2019

JHDK said:
Florida woman, 21 arrested for 'squeezing her boyfriend's genitals until they bled' | Daily Mail Online

NOT GUILTY!

Easy to say when your stones aren't in her hands.......

scotchandcigar · Jun 30, 2019