Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?

[HecticArt]

Someone mailing bombs isn't the kind of person that will make much sense.....

The guy is mental.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Makes zero sense for bomber to be pro-Trump.

Makes zero sense for you to conclude that, but he's as pro-trump as they get.

 

[JHDK]

This guy really is a moron. They counted it before he ever saw the money so how could he possible think he could get away with it?

Now if he was the one who found the kid with the money originally then I would understand his plan a bit more.

Florida principal accused of stealing $900 from a mentally disabled 9-year-old | Daily Mail Online

When teachers realized the child had brought the cash in, they counted it and lock it in the principal's office for safe keeping.

 

[hyson]

I'm probably moving to Florida within 2 years. Look out, Jan.

 

[JHDK]

I'm probably moving to Florida within 2 years. Look out, Jan.

South FL? We should hang out...I'll show you my basement.

 

[hyson]

Hopefully somewhere between WPB and Pompano.

South FL? We should hang out...I'll show you my basement.

 

[JHDK]

That's my neck of the woods.

 

[hyson]

Yep, I have family down that way and the rest of my family in PA is planning on packing up and heading down.

2 years is our time frame. Eff this nasty PA winter weather.

That's my neck of the woods.

 

[JHDK]

Just a typical Florida afternoon getting lost at sea on an inflatable swan.

 

[Wolf]

What the swan wanted to swim south for the winter.

 

[scotchandcigar]

They never say exactly what it was...
Tallahassee man accused of poisoning co-worker's drink with bodily fluid

 

[HecticArt]

Just.


Iew.

 

[Wolf]

white bodily fluid? Oh, breast milk.

 

[scotchandcigar]

white bodily fluid? Oh, breast milk.

Yeah, that's it.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Broward County recounted hundreds of thousands of votes for nothing - CNNPolitics

 

[Wolf]

 

[Evil_Ernie]

 

[JHDK]

This is neat:

 

[scotchandcigar]

This should be the reference standard for all posts in this thread
Dania Beach woman pulls knife on man after loud farting complaints

 

[HecticArt]

There really isn't a good reply to this one either.

It's......... perfect.