Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?

[HecticArt]

Well it sure sounds like there's more to it.

 

[Wolf]

Watch Florida man try to break free from repo man's tow truck

 

[Wolf]

District blasts fired teacher, says there is more to story

I would let her go for that part.

But after dealing with kids all day. I wouldn't blame her for drinking. They would drive me crazy as well.

 

[Wolf]

Florida Man Attempts To Buy 8-Year-Old For $200,000 At Walmart: Police

 

[scotchandcigar]

Florida Man Attempts To Buy 8-Year-Old For $200,000 At Walmart: Police

That's way too much for a Walmart kid.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

That's way too much for a Walmart kid.

And in 3-4 years they become a teenager and their value really drops. Really poor investment.

 

[Wolf]

And in 3-4 years they become a teenager and their value really drops. Really poor investment.

Only way to make your investment back. If the kid becomes a famous sports player.

 

[HecticArt]

And in 3-4 years they become a teenager and their value really drops. Really poor investment.

Depreciation.

 

[Wolf]

Florida man crashes Lamborghini into a Ford, flees in a Mercedes-Benz

 

[Wolf]

How a Florida Woman Who Won $13 Million Lottery Jackpot Ended Up in Prison

 

[scotchandcigar]

Good example of how lottery players don't know how to handle money, which is why they're playing the lottery.

 

[HecticArt]

I still throw $2 a week into the office lotto pool.
I'm still willing to risk figuring out how to deal with $13m.
I'm still not counting on actually having to deal with the burden.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Two girls at a middle school in central Florida were waiting in a bathroom, planning to overpower at least 15 smaller students, kill them with knives and drink their blood
2 Florida middle school girls had knives, plotted to cut up classmates, police say - CNN

 

[HecticArt]

Yay Halloween!

 

[Wolf]

Mmm, blood

 

[semipenguin]

Two girls at a middle school in central Florida were waiting in a bathroom, planning to overpower at least 15 smaller students, kill them with knives and drink their blood
2 Florida middle school girls had knives, plotted to cut up classmates, police say - CNN

Good Christian Republican girls

 

[JHDK]

'MAGAbomber' sent pipe bombs via a major mailing facility in Opa-locka, Florida | Daily Mail Online

 

[Evil_Ernie]

'MAGAbomber' sent pipe bombs via a major mailing facility in Opa-locka, Florida | Daily Mail Online

Suuuurrrrre!! We believe you!

 

[Wolf]

'MAGAbomber' sent pipe bombs via a major mailing facility in Opa-locka, Florida | Daily Mail Online

Hmm let's see Koop has a new ride and Boca Raton is only 37 miles from Opa-Locka? The police just release a sketch of the MAGABomber.

 

[hyson]

Makes zero sense for bomber to be pro-Trump.