Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?

[scotchandcigar]

The only thing about this being Florida is that the man was from there. It happened in Bali, and he was a Steelers fan

You can take the man out of Florida, but you can't take Florida out of the man.

 

[HecticArt]

It;s like herpes and luggage.

 

[JHDK]

Here's a gross one:

Florida man kicked off Spirit flight for bathroom mess | Daily Mail Online

 

[scotchandcigar]

Florida Gulf Coast University offers class on 'white racism' - CNN

 

[semipenguin]

Second person in less than a week killed by high-speed Brightline train in South Florida

 

[HecticArt]

That's a slow start.

 

[JHDK]

Second person in less than a week killed by high-speed Brightline train in South Florida

Very local stupid Florida shit this time.

A few people got hit by trains in the Boca area so now we need a press conference to tell people that trains go fast and it's a bad idea to stand on the tracks when a train is coming.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Is that stupider than a health advisory about eating tide pods?


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[HecticArt]

Is that stupider than a health advisory about eating tide pods?


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They held the train press conference right after the Tide Pods conference, since they were talking to all the same people.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

They held the train press conference right after the Tide Pods conference, since they were talking to all the same people.

Nobody does government efficiency like Florida.

 

[HecticArt]

Unfortunately, the press conferences were held at 2 different locations.
They were just across the railroad tracks from each other.
Nobody made it to the second press conference.

 

[JHDK]

I usually take pride in the fact that Boca is a fancy town that doesn't really count as part of the south or part of all the rest of Florida where all these stories come from. But then this train story keeps forcing me to face reality.

 

[HecticArt]

Ghetto

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

It would be funny if they had installed the sign on the tracks.


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[Wolf]

Does that mean the train has to stay off the tracks?

 

[JHDK]

And I thought my Publix story was embarrassing.



I think this woman may be my soulmate.

 

[HecticArt]

....you can do better......

 

[JHDK]

Did I get arrested again? Cause this seems like something I might do. Just when I was almost finished with my probation.

 

[Wolf]

What a dumbdodo!

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

He had just finished depositing $100,000 at the Taco Bell. On a unrelated note, long time Taco Bell employee George abruptly quit that morning no reason given.